They are all the same

ainarl
By ainarl

They are all the same

One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here."
The astonished Chinese man replied "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor , it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says "You sank the Titanic;

my forefathers were on that ship."

Shocked, Spielberg replies "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."

By Oryx• 24 Nov 2007 09:27
Oryx

When we open our mouths an american can't tell the different between an Aussie, a brit, a white south african, irish, welsh etc

but the rest of us can distinguish each other......

By Oryx• 24 Nov 2007 09:25
Oryx

depends which field you are standing in...

In Mexico my friends would say - those Americans blah blah

and i would say no they are Italian/German etc

And they would say - how do you know?

Dont forget when we are out of our fishpond we are foreigners who 'all look the same'

in Mexico a white person is a Gringo

in Africa a white person is a Mzungu

no differentiation

if you can't beat em join em - I have a tshirt saying Mzungu which i wore with pride in Africa.....yes thats my tribal group!

By t_coffee_or_me• 24 Nov 2007 09:20
t_coffee_or_me

I beg to differ its easy for us to distinguish orientals then to aussies or english or others

[img_assist|nid=50852|title=hmm|desc=|link=none|align=left|width=|height=0]

I would rather have one rose and a kind word from a friend while I'm here

Than a whole truck load when I'm gone

By anonymous• 24 Nov 2007 09:17
anonymous

Don't really agree, all orientals have black hair and similar height, aussies, english, etc. (western people) have more variation so therefore should be easier to distinguish.

uhh.... did I make a point ?

By anonymous• 24 Nov 2007 09:06
anonymous

morning

yeah its back

********************************************************

Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.

Talha (1988-20??)

********************************************************

Qatar Football group

http://www.qatarliving.com/node/43589

By jauntie• 24 Nov 2007 08:29
jauntie

Barman asked us if we were Australian or Canadian. I said 'NO! Actually, we're British!'

Made me giggle when he retorted 'Oh! Well you all look the same to me'

Hee Hee served me right for having said the same about Orientals. I forgot it works both ways :D

By t_coffee_or_me• 24 Nov 2007 08:28
t_coffee_or_me

Good morning talha

Tracking is back

[img_assist|nid=50852|title=hmm|desc=|link=none|align=left|width=|height=0]

I would rather have one rose and a kind word from a friend while I'm here

Than a whole truck load when I'm gone

By anonymous• 24 Nov 2007 08:20
anonymous

funny

********************************************************

Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.

Talha (1988-20??)

********************************************************

Qatar Football group

http://www.qatarliving.com/node/43589

Log in or register to post comments

More from Qatar Living

Qatar’s top beaches for water sports thrills

Qatar’s top beaches for water sports thrills

Let's dive into the best beaches in Qatar, where you can have a blast with water activities, sports and all around fun times.
Most Useful Apps In Qatar - Part Two

Most Useful Apps In Qatar - Part Two

This guide brings you the top apps that will simplify the use of government services in Qatar.
Most Useful Apps In Qatar - Part One

Most Useful Apps In Qatar - Part One

this guide presents the top must-have Qatar-based apps to help you navigate, dine, explore, access government services, and more in the country.
Winter is coming – Qatar’s seasonal adventures await!

Winter is coming – Qatar’s seasonal adventures await!

Qatar's winter months are brimming with unmissable experiences, from the AFC Asian Cup 2023 to the World Aquatics Championships Doha 2024 and a variety of outdoor adventures and cultural delights.
7 Days of Fun: One-Week Activity Plan for Kids

7 Days of Fun: One-Week Activity Plan for Kids

Stuck with a week-long holiday and bored kids? We've got a one week activity plan for fun, learning, and lasting memories.
Wallet-friendly Mango Sticky Rice restaurants that are delightful on a budget

Wallet-friendly Mango Sticky Rice restaurants that are delightful on a budget

Fasten your seatbelts and get ready for a sweet escape into the world of budget-friendly Mango Sticky Rice that's sure to satisfy both your cravings and your budget!
Places to enjoy Mango Sticky Rice in  high-end elegance

Places to enjoy Mango Sticky Rice in high-end elegance

Delve into a world of culinary luxury as we explore the upmarket hotels and fine dining restaurants serving exquisite Mango Sticky Rice.
Where to celebrate World Vegan Day in Qatar

Where to celebrate World Vegan Day in Qatar

Celebrate World Vegan Day with our list of vegan food outlets offering an array of delectable options, spanning from colorful salads to savory shawarma and indulgent desserts.