i know men are from mars and women are from venus.. and no matter that science has came up with explanations about the male behavior, they still have habits/ acts/ideas really irritate and annoy the hell out of us... =D
"Life's rule: Assume nothing...expect little...do more...need less...smile often...sleep long...dream big...laugh a lot...pray always & once in a while...cry but continue living!
And surely I cant live without them. Oh and the tantrums they throw but thats just excellent cos when u make up ur in for areal treat!!!!! No need for me to spell it out.
We[men] leave things to the last minute [we enjoy the challenge]
Go to the shops for a loaf and come back with a disposable BBQ, a Gregorian chant CD, a Bruce Lee DVD, a crate of beer and a cat bra.
Will totaly zone out watching the telly, then wonder why she won't talk to us when it suits us to talk.
Go into an obvious panic when she says "do you notice anything different?". We automaticly say her hair looks nice and totally miss the fact we are sitting on a new settee.
We need reminding about our siblings birthdays.
We tell the kids off for doing the annoying things we do all the time.
i hate how the dirty clothes/socks find their way into the bathroom laundry basket on the floor right next to the laundry basket but never in it...really its not an invisible laundry basket....
I aggree with the toilt seat that wont stay up theory.
But, as a back sufferer, would the woman of the house be willing to help when they she finds me bent half up and half down with the bog seat in one hand and my gentleman in the other crying in pain unable to let go of either?
"Life's rule: Assume nothing...expect little...do more...need less...smile often...sleep long...dream big...laugh a lot...pray always & once in a while...cry but continue living!
How boring would life be if we had all the answers, had everthing planned out. life is confusing not the genders, thats what makes marrige hard sometimes, is trying to figure out each other.
Toilets: why is it so hard for a woman to put the seat down? If the seat is up at least you know we didn't pee on it. Sorry I was trained that if the seat is up, it's a sign that the toilet is clean.
"Life's rule: Assume nothing...expect little...do more...need less...smile often...sleep long...dream big...laugh a lot...pray always & once in a while...cry but continue living!
ok abt the toilet seat thingy how abt having 2 toilet bowls instead of one , so one is his and one is mine, and also how abt 2 bathroom sinks instead of one (since some ppl love dont clean the sink after using), i saw this somewhere but cant recall where......
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
Guys also complains when we shopping for our stuff & his inability to admit his mistakes...
"Life's rule: Assume nothing...expect little...do more...need less...smile often...sleep long...dream big...laugh a lot...pray always & once in a while...cry but continue living!
or actually just get a toilet seat that doesn't hold up, then it would fall back down again as soon as the guy lets go...
and put a spring or something so that it doesn't break. my x-gf had a seat like that (but without the spring) and her toilet seat was always down... guaranteed to work...
100?? thats not good enough coming from a male.... coz us woman cant even count the things WE do coz there are just sooooo many! LOL, right i think QL has had this arguement before! lets not get into it....
well, im off, good night people, sleep tight :) until tmorw...
hey choker whoever u are am i forcing u to read all my post???
"Life's rule: Assume nothing...expect little...do more...need less...smile often...sleep long...dream big...laugh a lot...pray always & once in a while...cry but continue living!
as a token of their appreciatian i think that all women should buy their husbands, b/fs (or whatever they are) small urinals and get them installed at home....
it would save the trouble of lifting and putting down the toilet seat... and also it would save time, if both of u have to go at the same time...
- he's waiting and looking at me while fixing myself aarrgghh!!!
- he's patience in computation, he likes doing errands!
- when he's giving me all the decision. He's too afraid that ill get mad! lol!
"Life's rule: Assume nothing...expect little...do more...need less...smile often...sleep long...dream big...laugh a lot...pray always & once in a while...cry but continue living!
when he knows I'm busily concentrated doing my reports in our room, he would burst in and start shouting some stupid nonsense to my face and call me nasty names. But, of course, I would be startled and will shout back.
When he see I'm already freaking furious with him, he would be laughing and start tickling me till I'm almost close to peeing in my pajamas...
Sometimes, he would just slap my behind even in public.
It really winds me up but him being a Scottish, I got used to it in the long run :-)
See how difficult for us to argue with u guys? lol!
It just a simple request "Pls put the toilet seat down". =P
"Life's rule: Assume nothing...expect little...do more...need less...smile often...sleep long...dream big...laugh a lot...pray always & once in a while...cry but continue living!
lol TCOm, i knew that question was coming.... but here's my arguement. when males use the toilet, as in a Number 2 (get it) you have to put the toilet seat down anyway, right? and ladies need the toilet seat down all the time so bsically its three out of four actions need the toilet seat down, logic only says to keep it down.
"Life's rule: Assume nothing...expect little...do more...need less...smile often...sleep long...dream big...laugh a lot...pray always & once in a while...cry but continue living!
i would really love to post summin here but there could be spies everywhere ;) and so i may get into trouble, but lets just say he knows what i find annoying, i find it very hard to control my rage!!! LOL, sorry sweetie!
but above all its the dam toilet seat, why cant you put it down!!!!!!!!! putting it down takes less effort than putting it up... please dudes.... a little bit of co-OPeration!
it really drives me nuts when he is so messy. U can find his used socks scattered inside our room...
"Life's rule: Assume nothing...expect little...do more...need less...smile often...sleep long...dream big...laugh a lot...pray always & once in a while...cry but continue living!
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well it really drives me nuts when he's farting...shocks!
when I just think there r too many.....then i realized if there isn't i would have no chance to talk to him..lol
We need 'em up, you need 'em down...Get over it !!!!
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JBH - just 2 fingers is all that is needed to do it right??:P
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
Go JBH & defend the male species! =D
"Life's rule: Assume nothing...expect little...do more...need less...smile often...sleep long...dream big...laugh a lot...pray always & once in a while...cry but continue living!
How wash you hands.
Don't just run two fingers under the tap like you usually do.
Call me Maninibat!
and by reflex I picked up the toilet seat
Oh please pay attention.
Just make sure you take the dishes out first.
Call me Maninibat!
Forget the TOILET SEAT Guys use the wash Basin instead its much better & no more hassels...........
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The happiest people on this planet are not those who live on their own terms but are those who change their terms for the ones whom they love..
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Be safe and sure
Oh yes.
Making up is vital for the population.
People who hold grudges shouldn't breed.
Call me Maninibat!
And surely I cant live without them. Oh and the tantrums they throw but thats just excellent cos when u make up ur in for areal treat!!!!! No need for me to spell it out.
JBH - and the list goes on................lol
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
Confession time.
We[men] leave things to the last minute [we enjoy the challenge]
Go to the shops for a loaf and come back with a disposable BBQ, a Gregorian chant CD, a Bruce Lee DVD, a crate of beer and a cat bra.
Will totaly zone out watching the telly, then wonder why she won't talk to us when it suits us to talk.
Go into an obvious panic when she says "do you notice anything different?". We automaticly say her hair looks nice and totally miss the fact we are sitting on a new settee.
We need reminding about our siblings birthdays.
We tell the kids off for doing the annoying things we do all the time.
Shall I continue?
Call me Maninibat!
i hate how the dirty clothes/socks find their way into the bathroom laundry basket on the floor right next to the laundry basket but never in it...really its not an invisible laundry basket....
JBH - thanks for the offer but since then he does it himself coz i did threaten to put some 'tenderizer' on that dang nail when he is asleep......
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
nice one JBH my husband do that too...
live and let other to live...
Spicemom
Would you like me to borrow a grinder from work for you.
He must look like Howard Hughes by now?
Call me Maninibat!
Oh, I have one!
My Mrs has a habit of putting stuff that shouldn't be eaten on a plate and leaving it near the sink until it is time to wash up.
I have a habit of not letting food go to waste.
So to date, I have eaten a biscuit that the Mother in Law found, after much chewing, was too hard for her.
Some food that one of the kids had spat out.
And numerous things that had been on the floor.
Oh well, it builds up the immune system I suppose.
Call me Maninibat!
nah.. nothing drives me crazy... except of only one thing.. but he cannot do anything about it...it's not his fault.... not mine either...:(
men will never change thier thoughts about women so do women....
this is afact...
live and let other to live...
JBH - me i use all my strength for that dang toe nail and still it dont get clipped.......:D
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
I know what you mean SM.
Mrs JBH has to wear goggles.
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JBH-lol >laughing cow-mooohoooohooohooooo
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
2nd bit worse...
live and let other to live...
Spicemom
I bet if I come to your house I will find something festering in the kitchen somewhere.
We all do it.
If not I will plant some old laughing cow I have in reserve.
Call me Maninibat!
JBH - lucky you, me i only do finger nails as in trimming but for toe nails dang they are sooooo harddddd- ouch
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
Babe
Which bit?
I'm getting lost.
Call me Maninibat!
JBH - the 1st one happens but the latter no it dont happen (as me keeps a tab on what available and whats not):p
owen -ewwwww now that you said it like that
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
no not all of us maybe u can count thim on ur fingers...
but if she does this then she...
sorry girls i have to be on the same side of JBH...
live and let other to live...
My wife cuts my toe nails.
But before you shout at me, she is a beautician and she says it keeps her in practice.
I'm the guiniea pig.
Call me Maninibat!
i don't buff them...i feel weird with my teeth buffing them (not that i use my teeth.lol)... pedi? this one is a challenge and more gross..lol.. :D
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Here's another one to debate;
What is worse?
The man who puts the empty bottle, carton, box, back in the fridge.
Or;
The woman who buys something every week and leaves the old one in the back of the fridge with the sell by date in the last decade?
Go on, you know you do it.
Call me Maninibat!
when u write some items for him to picup he has to forget one or two...
saying (i didn't see it)!!!
live and let other to live...
owen - ya do pedi-mani too??and do ya buff it after??
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
JBH - of course , just holler and will be there in 2 shakes of a ducks tail........lol
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
spicemom..sometimes, i have to make the initiative clipping them by myself.. :D call it sweet moment..lol
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babe - that one sounds familiar too.........lol
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
Spicemom?
I hope I am thinking wrong!
I aggree with the toilt seat that wont stay up theory.
But, as a back sufferer, would the woman of the house be willing to help when they she finds me bent half up and half down with the bog seat in one hand and my gentleman in the other crying in pain unable to let go of either?
I can imagine it now.
That would be a test of love.
Call me Maninibat!
owen - i just say -'uhuh time for a french manicure ?'>giggles
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
he always left his things all over the home...
live and let other to live...
whenever i would remind him its time to clip his nails short.. :/
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TCOM - hmmm watermelon versus the cucumber?lol
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
SM watermelon is more cooler then a cucumber lol
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wmhizon hiya , am cool as a cucumber......hehehhehehheheheh
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
Lol spicemom... keep cool!
"Life's rule: Assume nothing...expect little...do more...need less...smile often...sleep long...dream big...laugh a lot...pray always & once in a while...cry but continue living!
How boring would life be if we had all the answers, had everthing planned out. life is confusing not the genders, thats what makes marrige hard sometimes, is trying to figure out each other.
Toilets: why is it so hard for a woman to put the seat down? If the seat is up at least you know we didn't pee on it. Sorry I was trained that if the seat is up, it's a sign that the toilet is clean.
guys with no mistakes = perfection???>scratches head..........
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
yeah right aaahmed... Thats our point! =D
"Life's rule: Assume nothing...expect little...do more...need less...smile often...sleep long...dream big...laugh a lot...pray always & once in a while...cry but continue living!
ok abt the toilet seat thingy how abt having 2 toilet bowls instead of one , so one is his and one is mine, and also how abt 2 bathroom sinks instead of one (since some ppl love dont clean the sink after using), i saw this somewhere but cant recall where......
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
guys always admit to their mistakes...
which are none... we don't make mistakes...
hehehhhhhehehhehehehehheheheee
Guys also complains when we shopping for our stuff & his inability to admit his mistakes...
"Life's rule: Assume nothing...expect little...do more...need less...smile often...sleep long...dream big...laugh a lot...pray always & once in a while...cry but continue living!
or actually just get a toilet seat that doesn't hold up, then it would fall back down again as soon as the guy lets go...
and put a spring or something so that it doesn't break. my x-gf had a seat like that (but without the spring) and her toilet seat was always down... guaranteed to work...
100?? thats not good enough coming from a male.... coz us woman cant even count the things WE do coz there are just sooooo many! LOL, right i think QL has had this arguement before! lets not get into it....
well, im off, good night people, sleep tight :) until tmorw...
a token of appreciation for what we do to make our female partner happy...
i can count at least 100 or more..
hehheehhhhehhee
TOKEN OF APPRECIATION?!!! LOL!!! for WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!
lol!! men would still go to the toilet and put the seat up when there is a urinal right next to it!
and there was this new japanese invention....
its a disposable thingy.. made out of paper... women can apply this and using it they can urinate standing up....
ahh well... so now it 2 out of 4 for having the toilet seat up....
just evening things out...
hey choker whoever u are am i forcing u to read all my post???
"Life's rule: Assume nothing...expect little...do more...need less...smile often...sleep long...dream big...laugh a lot...pray always & once in a while...cry but continue living!
choker is perfect.
i want to choke-her, lol
chaud
as a token of their appreciatian i think that all women should buy their husbands, b/fs (or whatever they are) small urinals and get them installed at home....
it would save the trouble of lifting and putting down the toilet seat... and also it would save time, if both of u have to go at the same time...
cheers..
u got summin to add aaahmed? any new invention up your sleeve on how to keep the toilet seat up?!
He really drives me nuts when...
- he's waiting and looking at me while fixing myself aarrgghh!!!
- he's patience in computation, he likes doing errands!
- when he's giving me all the decision. He's too afraid that ill get mad! lol!
"Life's rule: Assume nothing...expect little...do more...need less...smile often...sleep long...dream big...laugh a lot...pray always & once in a while...cry but continue living!
oh choker calm down. if you understand what she's saying whats the big dam deal how she spells...
lets get back to the toilet seat issue....
are you really an executive secretary???? There's a difference between HIS and HE'S.
YOU're the nut! So sick to see your posts with wrong grammar.
Executive secretary?!?
when he knows I'm busily concentrated doing my reports in our room, he would burst in and start shouting some stupid nonsense to my face and call me nasty names. But, of course, I would be startled and will shout back.
When he see I'm already freaking furious with him, he would be laughing and start tickling me till I'm almost close to peeing in my pajamas...
Sometimes, he would just slap my behind even in public.
It really winds me up but him being a Scottish, I got used to it in the long run :-)
See how difficult for us to argue with u guys? lol!
It just a simple request "Pls put the toilet seat down". =P
"Life's rule: Assume nothing...expect little...do more...need less...smile often...sleep long...dream big...laugh a lot...pray always & once in a while...cry but continue living!
but my logic is if the seat is up all the time dirt wont settle on the seat ... you know how windy and dusty Qatar is lol
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lol! how about just using your hands!!
mate open the window
and jump out
you aint helping here :?
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lol TCOm, i knew that question was coming.... but here's my arguement. when males use the toilet, as in a Number 2 (get it) you have to put the toilet seat down anyway, right? and ladies need the toilet seat down all the time so bsically its three out of four actions need the toilet seat down, logic only says to keep it down.
But there would have to be a way of keeping just the lid up, or both the lid and the seat.
Any suggestions?
Call me Maninibat!
where are we sitting in a barber shop :?
wake up man
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BTW in which bible is it written that the Toilet Seat has to be down all the time
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lol, chaud
sensors on the floor!!! LOL!! thats a good idea, patent it and take it to the CRAPPER!!!!!!! :)
I couldn't possibly comment.
That would be hairist.
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specially these QL blonds here jeeeez i better visit a psychiatrist
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They should invent a pulley / lever system for holding the toilet seat up.
Spring loaded of course.
Then there would be the problem for the men who need to use both hands.
A simple chin strap arrangement could be rigged up to hold the seat in position whilst "in use".
Or better still, sensors on the floor to detect when someone is standing in front of the loo to make the seat rise automatically.
Or better still, just p1ss in the sink [as was mentioned in a previous thread].
Call me Maninibat!
the blonde? lol
chaud
yeah and guys are like cd's on repeat that just wont shut up... like one annoying song over and over and over again.... :P
but lol! before i get into trouble, my boy is not a repeated song... he is a sweet melody to my ears! :)
carry on :P
and arguing with gal is waste of time they the blond will always stick to one point like a cd keeps getting hung.
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darude buzzzzzzzz....... lol!
We just want to compare notes! =p
"Life's rule: Assume nothing...expect little...do more...need less...smile often...sleep long...dream big...laugh a lot...pray always & once in a while...cry but continue living!
i would really love to post summin here but there could be spies everywhere ;) and so i may get into trouble, but lets just say he knows what i find annoying, i find it very hard to control my rage!!! LOL, sorry sweetie!
but above all its the dam toilet seat, why cant you put it down!!!!!!!!! putting it down takes less effort than putting it up... please dudes.... a little bit of co-OPeration!
im not sure what i don't want,
but i want a type of man who "needs to argue like he needs to breath".
otherwise, he will be boring, lol.
chaud
its the females always buzzing around like a buzzing bee.
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it really drives me nuts when he is so messy. U can find his used socks scattered inside our room...
"Life's rule: Assume nothing...expect little...do more...need less...smile often...sleep long...dream big...laugh a lot...pray always & once in a while...cry but continue living!