Tom. Dick & Harry
Tome, Dick and Harry were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
Tom came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your ass without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten." The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
Dick arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
Tom and Dick met in heaven. Tom asked, "Why did you laugh? You almost got away with it!" Dick replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw Harry coming with pineapples. :D
King will post a topic for that in a while his fingers are itching for it i know lol.
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Am in for Friday
am fine good friend and hope so u are too was me and king were just makin plan for frday morning fishin again at wakra beach.
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How are you my friend. While reading it, I thought it is KY commercial :D
LOL
Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery
None but ourselves can free our minds..
hahahahahaha damn you funny lol
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