The truth about Santa's reindeer
REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME, Tis True you know !
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-azz man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
I had to say that so that I finally reach 100 points. Woohoo - it's only taken me about 7 months to get here! LOL
nice one....merry xmas
With another Christmas Joke; How many of you know where the tradition of an Angel atop the Christmas tree comes from?
I'll tell you ;)
It all started MANY MANY years ago....Santa was having a particularly bad year.
Mrs Clause was unhappy because Santa wasn't speding enough time with her mom. As a consequnce, she made her displeasure know by not giving Santa Any!
Also that year, the elves became disgruntled with the sheer amount of work making toys before the big night, that they organized into a Union and went on strike!
If that weren't enough, all the raindeer were sick and throwing up and had terrible diahrrhea all week leading up to Christmas eve.
Finally Santa had had enough when a knock at the door revealed an angel holding a christmas tree. With a shrill voice he said: "What should I do with this tree Santa?"
And so that fine tradition was born LOL
Happy holidays all, and stay safe.
Perfection does not exist. The question therefore, is: what level of imperfection are we willing to settle for?
and she borrowed the fat suit fr BIG MOMMA?
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
My girlfriend sent this to me last week via email and I liked it so much I sent it to my hubby. LOL - he said it makes perfect sense and in his opinion Santa is a woman too because who other than a woman would do that much shopping and that much wrapping. I have to admit - he's got a point!!! LOL
in this part of the world wouldnt santa be coming on a camel??duh............:O)
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
Good Morning,
I read that post last week I think from Starseed, I find it so funny that all the reindeer must be females.
There goes my belief in the Santa stories again.
I like that one
but does he need a skirt when he has antlers none of the other "girls" a wearing skirts
could be but never have seen a picture of him/her in a skirt...maybe we should look closer..hmmmm
Rudolf was a transvetite