US wages war on Yemen..
This will be devastating to the region.
http://www.panarabiaenquirer.com/wordpress/obama-wages-war-on-yemeni-und...
WASHINGTON: Following the foiling of a plot by al-Qaeda’s Yemeni franchise to blow up a plane using a bomb planted in a pair of underpants, US president Barack Obama has vowed to “wipe Yemen’s underwear making facilities off the map”.
The explosive rhetoric came during a White House press conference this morning in which the pant-based terrorist operation was first revealed. While the exact type of underwear used wasn’t disclosed, Obama said search and destroy drone missions would be operated against “factories of terror making undies of any size, shape or description”.
“We’re talking y-fronts, boxer shorts, briefs, jocks as well as knickers and g-strings,” he said. “Mark my words, this time next year anyone in Yemen wanting a new pair of undergarments is going to really, really struggle.”
Meanwhile, a leaked al-Qaeda memo revealed that Obama’s all-encompassing underwear destruction plan might not be necessary.
“We will not consider anyone who uses black lace or crotchless panties a martyr,” it read.
“However, sensible, modest affairs, the kind you buy in packs of three from Splash or Debenhams, will guarantee eternal paradise.”
they can hang it with their b***s. If they make it smaller, they can swallow it or insert it! OMG!
Go on ... Yemen... hang your balls now...!
Xena, I am seriously pondering it :P
US is always ready to wage war , At this speed Very soon US will need to sell undergarments of all there citizens to keep there economy strong
Nomerci.... you think?????
ROFL! So there IS a connection with nationality and humour...;)
And to damage the Salmon Fishing Industry :O(
You guys ought know better than to use Western-style humor on QL. Look how well Bull went over.
Mandi
nomerci that's an absurd statement to make.
And now they're supporting g-strings!
What do you expect from USA and CIA... CIA has been behind lots of Lies and Deceptions, when it comes to Iraq War, Supporting War Lords in Africa.....
In Fact, I bet the whole "underwear bomber" thing was planned and orchestrated by the CIA to give the Obama administration an excuse to invade Yemen and kill the tens of people involved in the production of supportive under-thobe garments!
May be Rizks Lungi will be helpful then..
also flor got an idea where possible a bomb can be hidden ?:)
Well, you see, it's actually the Jews. THEY own Victoria's Secret , in secret of course, and THEY gave money to Obama to fund his presidency campaign...in return he has to make sure they can widen their devilish underwear empire.See?
That must be it No Merci! Obama is just trying to take over the Mid-East underwear market!
What took them so long. The whole story about the underpants bomb sounds a bit dodgy.
Let's hope they finish it quickly.
a****s, you know!
Ahhh...I know what this is all about!! It's because Victoria's Secret wants to take over in Yemen!!!
But if they
"wipe Yemen’s underwear making facilities off the map”.
where can they keep their passports?