Mum came up for the day on Saturday so we took the boys (all 3 of them) to the museum. It's a fab museum, recently redone and has a great cafe. It also has a whole gallery full of Roman statues, carrying shields and scrolls and looking serious in their togas.
'Boys' I said, 'it is very important not to touch ANYTHING in this room. The statues are very old.'
'Yes Mummy' they said, all serious and full of awe.
'Look!' I said 'this one looks like he was in the army - he has a shield!'
'Yes Mummy' said Adam. There was silence from Luke. This is not good. I twirled round fearing what scene of destruction might greet me. I spotted him, hand stretched towards the sandal of a strident stone Roman Centurion. Before I could act that special piercing small boy voice cut through the air.
It's like c'mon I'm doing my job very well and tried my best to make the impossible, possible... if you'r to tell me all the time to be proactive then let me sit on your chair i'll do all the decisions for you!!!
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I 4get 2 tel u Im married
1. Familiy
2. Radar
"You are beautiful.."
'I thought you had the house keys'
LOL Lovemee :)
"Sorry sir. your card is declined" :(
"Sorry, we can't do anything because they're Qatari."
I DONT LOVE YOU ANYMORE...AND THE FAULT IS MINE
wake-up wake-up, its six oclock in the morning..:((
Is it in
Who is she?
Do you love her?
it is 12:03 and the man says "sorry mister, we close at 12:00"
"Bad news" I just hear those words and immediately plunge into panic mode..Audubillah!
sure..I 'll call u back
"Yea...you are attractive...... your brains I mean, see?"
britexpat said I hate it when my Chinese friend Luv Lee Lay says - "Why you no have more money , Joe?"
Was it cos she got your name wrong? :P
flanostu said "you're the father ..."
I thought it would have been "there's not a drop of alcohol left anywhere!!!"
Not biting the bait though...lmao
Only thing I could say to the dork who tried..."Insha'Allah"...lol :P
i dont wana hear word 'love'... myself a statue of hatred!!
"You do not have enough credit to call this number"
my name
"sorry, the mount your requested is not available in your account"
Well
Last Orders! :P
this site has been blocked
you can't have beers on Fridays:(
'Relationship status' - complicated
"I'm really sorry, but there's been an accident..."
"Sorry, but you can't have a visa for Cuba"
'When is the baby due?'
(The baby is 5) lol
the girls are gone :_-(
can I borro QR500
azilana ur parents forgot to teach u manners
Don't get me wrong...but people use this "word" like "Maybe I will do it, maybe not"...kind of thing and its irritating.
"mom..dad..im pregnant!"
Is it in
Sorry, I am late.
Whatever
etc, etc
blah blah
" Hala Card " :?
I hate it when my Chinese friend Luv Lee Lay says - "Why you no have more money , Joe?"
Words you don't want to hear in a museum
Mum came up for the day on Saturday so we took the boys (all 3 of them) to the museum. It's a fab museum, recently redone and has a great cafe. It also has a whole gallery full of Roman statues, carrying shields and scrolls and looking serious in their togas.
'Boys' I said, 'it is very important not to touch ANYTHING in this room. The statues are very old.'
'Yes Mummy' they said, all serious and full of awe.
'Look!' I said 'this one looks like he was in the army - he has a shield!'
'Yes Mummy' said Adam. There was silence from Luke. This is not good. I twirled round fearing what scene of destruction might greet me. I spotted him, hand stretched towards the sandal of a strident stone Roman Centurion. Before I could act that special piercing small boy voice cut through the air.
'This little piggy went to market....'
sorry sir, but your pant zip is opened
"Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy."
"Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop!"
"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
"Bo Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!"
"Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?"
"Hand me that...uh...that uh...thingie."
"Oh no! I just lost my Rolex."
"Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?"
What do you mean, he wasn't in for a sex change?"
Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?"
"I am I'm pregnant" from the mouth of my girl priend or Boss's wife
- Do more with less
- I don’t mean to interrupt, but…
- Can I pick your brain
- did you get my email
- iam conservative
- i dont know
the word "Mod" or "Notes from Mod" etc...
I hate when I see younger ones arguing with their elders 'pointing fingers'. I find it highly disrespectable
sorry dear oh my bad,
You are a dirty boy no?
I hate to hear "I'm sorry." Better to avoid what makes you say that.
chancellor can u read above :?
What are the words you don't want to hear?
not today i got periods :(
How a male have periods? are you an Impotent?
QBS RADIO
not today i got periods :(
sorry but I'm also a man..
ooooooooooooops or OP
I always says to you " I Love you" I never told you "I hate" ok?
you're the father
Ooooooooooops
lol :-)
or and this is a killer - 'next time, can you at least acknowledge I was there?'
- see you later
- was it good
- can we cuddle
- are we done
- i love you
- i have had better
lol
You do realise you booked today off don't you? :-(
Happened the once - never again lol
I'm late! (like "I'm pregnant!") :P
YOU ARE LATE! You know our working hours are..blah blah...
PROACTIVE....
it makes my day awful!!!
It's like c'mon I'm doing my job very well and tried my best to make the impossible, possible... if you'r to tell me all the time to be proactive then let me sit on your chair i'll do all the decisions for you!!!
Ohhhh nooooooooooo.... :)
Could be worse:
You're pregnant
I'm fired
Jack Daniels is forbidden lol
Rough day :-p
You're fired!
I'm pregnant!
Jack Daniel's is out of stock!
Is forbidden!
Politically correct...
'Your winning lottery ticket is a week out of date':-/
"No, I am not going/coming."
"Please revert"
blank stare
"my whole body is paining".
it's not even a word.
I know it's Thursday but can you please stay for a 7pm meeting.