What category of drinker are you ? MP???

britexpat
By britexpat

Telegraph

Government researchers have analysed the social and psychological characteristics of people who regularly drink twice the recommended guidelines of alcohol.

They found that the personality types ranged from depressives who drink at home alone, to macho exhibitionists who spend almost every evening in the pub.

The information will be used to devise public health campaigns to target those who are putting themselves at risk of alcohol-related illnesses that cost the NHS in England about £2.7billion a year.

A DoH spokesman said: “This will be a tough one to crack. Research found many positive associations with alcohol among the general public - even more so among those drinking at higher-risk levels. For these people alcohol is embedded in their identity and lifestyle: so much so that challenging this behaviour results in high levels of defensiveness, rejection or even outright denial.”

The nine personality types of heavy drinkers, to be unveiled by the DoH on Wednesday, are:

- “De-stress drinkers” use alcohol to regain control of life and calm down. They include middle-class women and men.

- “Conformist drinkers” are driven by the need to belong and seek a structure to their lives. They are typically men aged 45 to 59 in clerical or manual jobs.

- “Boredom drinkers” consume alcohol to pass the time, seeking stimulation to relieve the monotony of life. Alcohol helps them to feel comforted and secure.

- “Depressed drinkers” may be of any age, gender or socioeconomic group. They crave comfort, safety and security.

- “Re-bonding drinkers” are driven by a need to keep in touch with people who are close to them.

- “Community drinkers” are motivated by the need to belong. They are usually lower middle class men and women who drink in large friendship groups.

- “Hedonistic drinkers” crave stimulation and want to abandon control. They are often divorced people with grown-up children, who want to stand out from the crowd.

- “Macho drinkers” spend most of their spare time in pubs. They are mostly men of all ages who want to stand out from the crowd.

- “Border dependents” regard the pub as a home from home. They visit it during the day and the evening, on weekdays and at weekends, drinking fast and often.

It is hoped the research will help the government to reach out to people who consume at least twice the guidelines of 35 alcohol units a week for women and 50 for men.

The DoH will also launch a trial information campaign in north-west England to persuade problem drinkers to cut down.

It includes self-help packs, available online and in printed form, which tell drinkers how to calculate the medical risks associated with different levels of alcohol intake.

The DrinkCheck web tool will be available at www.nhs.uk/units.

By britexpat• 17 Sep 2008 14:00
britexpat

Damn...

Now you've got me picturing "Eeyore" from Winnie the Pooh

By Gypsy• 17 Sep 2008 13:58
Gypsy

I hear men find it attractive. That's why I have so many fawning over me. :P

By Tigasin321• 17 Sep 2008 13:53
Tigasin321

a very loud braying donkey.

Just call me Tigasin. That's what I'm talking about

By Gypsy• 17 Sep 2008 13:49
Gypsy

Hell no! I Laugh! Loudly! A bit like a donkey brays!

By britexpat• 17 Sep 2008 13:40
britexpat

Mayhaps you "Titter"

By anonymous• 17 Sep 2008 13:39
anonymous

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By Gypsy• 17 Sep 2008 13:36
Gypsy

I'm an lol type of girl though, I don't laugh quietly and I most certainly don't chuckle.

By Vegas• 17 Sep 2008 13:34
Vegas

We have to be sensitive to everyone now???

Even drunks???

geeze...

You can't teach experience...

By Tigasin321• 17 Sep 2008 13:34
Tigasin321

Gwtp,fyi csi is the new lol.

Just call me Tigasin. That's what I'm talking about

By anonymous• 17 Sep 2008 13:32
anonymous

Bleeding csi ???????????

WTF

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By Gypsy• 17 Sep 2008 13:29
Gypsy

Don't worry Mr. Paul, I'm refusing to csi, I'm sticking with lol.

By mjamille28• 17 Sep 2008 13:26
mjamille28

brutus, IAST=I am so tickled.. Labda made up that one...

By mjamille28• 17 Sep 2008 13:26
mjamille28

brit has more TIT-based acronyms MP... :)

By brutus_ceasar• 17 Sep 2008 13:24
brutus_ceasar

What about IAST??

HHmmm...... Cheers

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Heard your wife left you,

How upset you must be.

But don't fret about it...

She moved in with me.

By anonymous• 17 Sep 2008 13:22
anonymous

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By mjamille28• 17 Sep 2008 13:12
mjamille28

MP, brit meant, "This Is Terrific".....

By anonymous• 17 Sep 2008 13:11
anonymous

MJ, wish i was feeling twentysomething.....Preferably a young lady .....

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By mjamille28• 17 Sep 2008 13:10
mjamille28

har har har MP.. IAST..........

By britexpat• 17 Sep 2008 13:08
britexpat

TIT!

By mjamille28• 17 Sep 2008 13:08
mjamille28

we're only as old as we feel MP...

By anonymous• 17 Sep 2008 13:08
anonymous

GTF...get to f*#$ ......(Go screw yerself)

BOBFOC...Body off baywatch, face off crimewatch ....(ugly lady)

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By janeyjaney• 17 Sep 2008 13:07
janeyjaney

you'll get used to it..

By anonymous• 17 Sep 2008 13:05
anonymous

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By mjamille28• 17 Sep 2008 13:05
mjamille28

you should make your own acronym MP, so we can add it to our collection... :P

By Tigasin321• 17 Sep 2008 13:04
Tigasin321

so we are using csi when it is appropriate.

Just call me Tigasin. That's what I'm talking about

By janeyjaney• 17 Sep 2008 13:02
janeyjaney

no... it's a new acronym in exchange for the overused lol

chuckles silently inside.

By anonymous• 17 Sep 2008 13:01
anonymous

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By Tigasin321• 17 Sep 2008 12:59
Tigasin321

I think its crap. What I meant was not No CSI but no csi. In other words, not a laughing matter.

Just call me Tigasin. That's what I'm talking about

By anonymous• 17 Sep 2008 12:56
anonymous

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By Tigasin321• 17 Sep 2008 12:53
Tigasin321

but I usually need to take a shower afterwards. No csi

Just call me Tigasin. That's what I'm talking about

By anonymous• 17 Sep 2008 12:51
anonymous

so hold on sugar, daddies got a sweet tooth tonight !

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By mjamille28• 17 Sep 2008 12:47
mjamille28

here and sober i suppose..? ;)

By anonymous• 17 Sep 2008 12:45
anonymous

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By mjamille28• 17 Sep 2008 12:41
mjamille28

yeeay!! MP finally answered the question!!! :P

By Fatcat• 17 Sep 2008 12:41
Fatcat

That's it, labda, you're not allowed to babysit my cats!

By anonymous• 17 Sep 2008 12:40
anonymous

If i want to stay at home and drink, i do, or hit a bar if im with friends.

So i dont fall into any category.

Now, if the question was, " would yer give up alcohol?" then obviously, the answer is no, dont be silly.

Who gives a crap what other people think....

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By Gypsy• 17 Sep 2008 12:39
Gypsy

So you take a shower every time you need to pee Tig?

By mjamille28• 17 Sep 2008 12:38
mjamille28

take a pic of the person you hate the most and place it wherever you will pee, that should help with aiming for the target...

By labda06• 17 Sep 2008 12:38
labda06

Sorry to digress but dyu know what the best way of washing a kitty is???!

Put pusspuss inside the toilet bowl. Put lid down. Sit on lid. Flush. Et voila.

-------------------sshwalleleh sshwalleloh-------------

By Tigasin321• 17 Sep 2008 12:37
Tigasin321

pee in the shower. Its a bigger target.

Just call me Tigasin. That's what I'm talking about

By Fatcat• 17 Sep 2008 12:36
Fatcat

Gypsy, my point exactly!

labda, if you get a new kitty you should teach it to pee on the toilet. Imagine how cool!

By Gypsy• 17 Sep 2008 12:32
Gypsy

I lived with 3 guys while I was in Uni. Not one could hit the toilet, sober or drunk.

By labda06• 17 Sep 2008 12:31
labda06

to sit and pee, lolllllllllllllllll! hahahaha!!!! OG!!!

-------------------sshwalleleh sshwalleloh-------------

By Fatcat• 17 Sep 2008 12:28
Fatcat

labda, the problem is that most men don't have a very good aim! I've been trying to get hubby to sit and pee but no luck.

By labda06• 17 Sep 2008 12:17
labda06

hahahahaha...!!!

-------------------sshwalleleh sshwalleloh-------------

By corleone• 17 Sep 2008 12:14
corleone

i remember taking a leak from the window of a friend's house once. had a bit too much to drink and the loo was occupied.

the next morning i was woken up by sounds of his mom screaming at the cat for peeing on the balcony. :D

By alsboy• 17 Sep 2008 12:12
alsboy

Gosh... Wot wud u call sumone wit a little of everything? :)

By labda06• 17 Sep 2008 12:07
labda06

Tigasin...showers, pools, beds, cars.

There are adult diapers. Despair not.

corleone, men have no excuse. Just pull the shower curtain back, aim and fire away.

-------------------sshwalleleh sshwalleloh-------------

By irrysa• 17 Sep 2008 12:02
irrysa

i don't think i fall under any of these...

If you're looking for a problem, you're probably gonna find one.

By janeyjaney• 17 Sep 2008 12:00
janeyjaney

Out of the shower to the sink? To pee? csi

By corleone• 17 Sep 2008 11:59
corleone

what's wrong with the shower?

By Tigasin321• 17 Sep 2008 11:54
Tigasin321

Next thing you are gonna tell me is that I have to step out of the shower when I want to pee.

Just call me Tigasin. That's what I'm talking about

By labda06• 17 Sep 2008 11:52
labda06

Britexpat, if I deny that I am, it kind of suggests that I am. csi

Tigasin, dont you worry, in about three years, you'll be able to take on a fourth and still remember that the sink is not the right place to wee. :P

Fatcat, you're not the stray I saw. I would have recognised you. You're not exactly hard to miss, hehe

-------------------sshwalleleh sshwalleloh-------------

By QT• 17 Sep 2008 11:49
QT

On some days, I fit different catergories depending on the time of day!

D'ya think I may need some help?

By corleone• 17 Sep 2008 11:45
Rating: 2/5
corleone

Government researchers have analysed the social and psychological characteristics of people who regularly drink twice the recommended guidelines of alcohol.

this study was for people with a drinking problem lol. no wonder i dont fit into any of those.

By Fatcat• 17 Sep 2008 11:43
Fatcat

labda, are you referring to me as the stray cat down the road?

By Tigasin321• 17 Sep 2008 11:39
Tigasin321

I once had three whole beers in one night without falling down. I did feel rough the next day though.

Just call me Tigasin. That's what I'm talking about

By mjamille28• 17 Sep 2008 11:36
mjamille28

i think i was once a community drinker.....

By anonymous• 17 Sep 2008 11:31
Rating: 2/5
anonymous

Throughout my life I fit in each category at a time. Now I only drink to say "Cheers" to somebody else.

By britexpat• 17 Sep 2008 11:28
britexpat

So we should call him "Tip" from now on..:)

These categorizations are for "HeavY" drinkers Labda.. I hope you're not one of those..

By labda06• 17 Sep 2008 11:09
labda06

Gypsy, thats no big feat. The stray cat down the road can do that. :P Tig can barely finish a second glass without tippin' over.

-------------------sshwalleleh sshwalleloh-------------

By Gypsy• 17 Sep 2008 11:05
Gypsy

I don't know if I classify as a heavy drinker, but I can drink Tig under the table. :P

By janeyjaney• 17 Sep 2008 11:04
janeyjaney

La.. I just drink when I feel like it.

By labda06• 17 Sep 2008 11:03
labda06

Gypsy, dont let them stick you in a box!!!!

No seriously, I dont see where I fall. Oh thats right the article refers to heavy drinkers and Im not one so doesnt apply. Im a moody drinker. Sometimes I feel for it when I shouldnt, and sometimes I dont feel for it when I should.

-------------------sshwalleleh sshwalleloh-------------

By Gypsy• 17 Sep 2008 11:00
Gypsy

Hmmm, I'm torn between de-stress drinker and boredom drinker.

By labda06• 17 Sep 2008 10:56
labda06

I dont drink. Never touch the poison. Except when I can.

-------------------sshwalleleh sshwalleloh-------------

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