Having just celebrated my 28th wedding anniversary (yes, to the same man!) I started wondering how many years all of you married folks have been married? Dweller, I'm thinking you are going to beat me on this one...but we'll see!!
Ok second part...how MANY times have you been married?
that have made it as far as you have! Life is never easy but to make it for so long with the same person and still enjoy each other's company is just icing on the cake!!
Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked,the good fortune to run into the ones I do,and the eyesight to tell the difference.
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs. She went downstairs and looked around, still not finding her husband.
Listening again, she could definitely hear moaning. She went down to the basement where she finally found her husband crouched in the corner facing the wall, sobbing.
“What’s wrong with you?” she asked him.
“Remember when your father caught us having sex when you were sixteen?” he replied. “And remember he said I had two choices: I could either marry you, or spend the next twenty years in prison.”
Baffled, she said, “Yes, I remember, so what?”
The husband sobbed, “I would have gotten out today.”
I've been married for 30 years to the same guy. He has traveled the world and this is the first time I have given up my career of teaching to join him. When people ask, "How have you stayed married for so long?" My husband says. "We live on different continents!"
In all honesty, we not only love each other...we LIKE each other. We make each other laugh all the time. When times are tough, we know we can count on each other. Kinda like peas and carrots...we just go well together.
Hub using that stick on web stuff to turn up hems lol
He beat me in a cooking competition when we were first married - I forgot to defrost the cheesecake, so there was a delay of 4 hours between main course and dessert. We made good use of the time ;o)
I'm sure you will last 50 years, dmighty - It just takes good manners and a sense of humour!
Wonderful! past the 3 year itch and the 7 year itch.. ;0)
/Having said that and on another note, there are exceptions to the general rule. I once met a married businessman, married for 20 years or so, with grown up kids and he wanted to get with me. I diplomatically told him to get lost. But well, you get my point. The 1st thing I thought of was that he was just a player but it turned out that he was actually quite serious. I was just short of telling him to his face that I don't respect a man who does not honour his commitments but thought he might not recover from that statement so I just avoided him.
Would have been longer, but he turned me down the first time (8 years earlier) 'THAT'S ONE', so I married someone else and bided my time until he came back to his senses. ;o)
I'm like the proverbial Canadian Mountie. I always get my man.
/On another note, "quietly said" - guys tend to presume that quietness means their girl is well under control, submitting to their egocentric authority and they go on their merry way, granite heads bulldozing their way through. They don't listen because when their girl met Mr. Right, he was Mr. Always Right.
Congrats to all the long term warriors who have made it through the good times and the rough ones. I now know who to ask for advice if necessary. ;0)
And Dracula's "Secret to a Long and Happy Marriage" - sounds like something I'd do. But I always give 3 chances, and "shoot" on the 4th. In long term, committed ones, much more patience... but there's always a limit and warnings (not just hints) communicated and time/opportunity to rectify the issue. If taken for granted... too bad.
Why is it that all women here are talking about how wonderful marriage is, while almost all men in here are –let us just say- not that enthusiastic about it?
A couple was celebrating their 75th wedding anniversary on the beach in Montego Bay, Jamaica.
Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town.
"What a peaceful & loving couple".
A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.
"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America ," explained the man.
"We visited the Grand Canyon in Arizona and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off."
My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's one."
We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again, this time causing her to drop her water.
Once more my wife quietly said, "That's two."
We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for a third time.
My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.
I shouted at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that? Are you crazy??"
She looked at me, and quietly said, "That's one."
"And from that moment we have lived happily ever after".
10 fantastic years...i have a long way to reach your 28 years Scarlett but looking i am forward to it..Hope you had a great Anniversary...28 years is pretty imppressive..
Qatar's winter months are brimming with unmissable experiences, from the AFC Asian Cup 2023 to the World Aquatics Championships Doha 2024 and a variety of outdoor adventures and cultural delights.
Fasten your seatbelts and get ready for a sweet escape into the world of budget-friendly Mango Sticky Rice that's sure to satisfy both your cravings and your budget!
Celebrate World Vegan Day with our list of vegan food outlets offering an array of delectable options, spanning from colorful salads to savory shawarma and indulgent desserts.
that have made it as far as you have! Life is never easy but to make it for so long with the same person and still enjoy each other's company is just icing on the cake!!
Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked,the good fortune to run into the ones I do,and the eyesight to tell the difference.
kelly and what a perfect place to blast such jokes!
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs. She went downstairs and looked around, still not finding her husband.
Listening again, she could definitely hear moaning. She went down to the basement where she finally found her husband crouched in the corner facing the wall, sobbing.
“What’s wrong with you?” she asked him.
“Remember when your father caught us having sex when you were sixteen?” he replied. “And remember he said I had two choices: I could either marry you, or spend the next twenty years in prison.”
Baffled, she said, “Yes, I remember, so what?”
The husband sobbed, “I would have gotten out today.”
===================================== http://www.qatarliving.com/node/58409
Wow Scarlett and Jauntie, congrats!
20 years for me
Congrats to all
Complete 9 fighting years and missing her red faces here last few months.
dmigtysolomon - I'm good in ironing and washing, too but not in sewing. But i'm at my best in cooking, you think we'll last 50 years?"
- Now do y'all see what I mean when I said all the good ones are taken??? (Edit) I bet they're smart men and learned something from their women ;0)
/The single ones (many, not all) are the granite heads!!
*****************************************
Don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
15 years completed. We both love very much, as like our first day today. I am sure it will continue till our death clock.
congratulation for 28 years i whant tooo!what is your secret?
quit sure .. the marriage contract is daily with me ..
looking for expiry date .. lol ..
i mean submitting her docs to join me ..
================================================
My Music: http://www.showcaseyourmusic.com/LittleGuitarist
My Photographing:
Married for 5 long months...seems like light years..
Ram... has it been only 4 months?? I thoguht it was close to 1 year or so... are you sure?? check your marriage certificate ..lol..
*********************
“You become responsible forever for what you have tamed”. Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
Hey girl .. why do you have to remind me that i'm already married .. poor me .. lol
4 months, 8 days and 1 hour .. still so happy ..
Reason: She still away .. hahaha.. I miss her a looooot :(
================================================
My Music: http://www.showcaseyourmusic.com/LittleGuitarist
My Photographing:
Rizks...you are very bad in maths...count man properly...
¶¶¶ I have a pair of eyes but I can't see U everyday...
I have a pair of ears but I can't hear U everytime....
But...
I have only one heart that remembers U
everyseconds......¶¶¶
'm smart and learned all from my mother, not an ordinary woman! Lol!
"dgoodrebel will always be the rebellious good one"
I cant tell how many..the math doesnt work w/my age on my profile..
Great Scarlet....we will celibrate our 6th Anniversary on Jan.5
I've been married for 30 years to the same guy. He has traveled the world and this is the first time I have given up my career of teaching to join him. When people ask, "How have you stayed married for so long?" My husband says. "We live on different continents!"
In all honesty, we not only love each other...we LIKE each other. We make each other laugh all the time. When times are tough, we know we can count on each other. Kinda like peas and carrots...we just go well together.
Congrats Scarlet!
Alexa... I liked your "ALL TOGETHER"... :):)
Scarlie.. I didn't know either.. :( till they informed me.. :)
*********************
“You become responsible forever for what you have tamed”. Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
1...2...3...
im practicing how to count.,:)
_________________
call me ONE.
Saw a great caption once . It said "A good husband washes up when asked and dries up when told"
Hub using that stick on web stuff to turn up hems lol
He beat me in a cooking competition when we were first married - I forgot to defrost the cheesecake, so there was a delay of 4 hours between main course and dessert. We made good use of the time ;o)
I'm sure you will last 50 years, dmighty - It just takes good manners and a sense of humour!
I'm good in ironing and washing, too but not in sewing. But i'm at my best in cooking, you think we'll last 50 years?
"dgoodrebel will always be the rebellious good one"
Had he not been so good at washing-up, sewing and ironing, the marriage would NEVER have lasted this long - he's like a Mother to me!
LMAO
P.S. He also has the ability to earn more money than I can ;o)
He has my undying admiration and both of you heartfelt congratulations.
1 year and loving it.
Poverty is not for the sake of hardship. No, it is there because nothing exists but God. Poverty unlocks the door -- what a blessed key!
- Jalaluddin al-Rumi
Damn i need a Calculator ..:(
Wonderful! past the 3 year itch and the 7 year itch.. ;0)
/Having said that and on another note, there are exceptions to the general rule. I once met a married businessman, married for 20 years or so, with grown up kids and he wanted to get with me. I diplomatically told him to get lost. But well, you get my point. The 1st thing I thought of was that he was just a player but it turned out that he was actually quite serious. I was just short of telling him to his face that I don't respect a man who does not honour his commitments but thought he might not recover from that statement so I just avoided him.
*****************************************
Don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
30 Years to the same hub.
Would have been longer, but he turned me down the first time (8 years earlier) 'THAT'S ONE', so I married someone else and bided my time until he came back to his senses. ;o)
I'm like the proverbial Canadian Mountie. I always get my man.
2 years.
Live and let live...
8yrs successfully(Incredibly),with great expriences & 2 kids.
Guns n Roses ;0)
/On another note, "quietly said" - guys tend to presume that quietness means their girl is well under control, submitting to their egocentric authority and they go on their merry way, granite heads bulldozing their way through. They don't listen because when their girl met Mr. Right, he was Mr. Always Right.
Lol! Btw, silence is not always golden.
*****************************************
Don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
Whats this ? Confession time? Lol
more than 4 years as sweetheart, Will that count, Scarlett?
"dgoodrebel will always be the rebellious good one"
each other all the time....we spent over 18 years togather.
I still don't know how did I managed to hold my marriage with the same person for so long.
Even at this stage of life, I feel that I need to understand her and her psychology.
Lets hope and wish that I shall continue to hold the fort as long as I live.
However congrats Scarlet for happily married with the same person for 28 years!
Congrats to all the long term warriors who have made it through the good times and the rough ones. I now know who to ask for advice if necessary. ;0)
And Dracula's "Secret to a Long and Happy Marriage" - sounds like something I'd do. But I always give 3 chances, and "shoot" on the 4th. In long term, committed ones, much more patience... but there's always a limit and warnings (not just hints) communicated and time/opportunity to rectify the issue. If taken for granted... too bad.
*****************************************
Don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
I will be celebrating our Wedding Ann. on 25 Dec :-D
[img_assist|nid=53652|title=|desc=|link=none|align=center|width=|height=0]
yes I can stay whole of my life with ONE woman (terms and conditions apply) LOL
same goes to her :-D
You know that life is in the hands of God....
[img_assist|nid=53652|title=|desc=|link=none|align=center|width=|height=0]
great Scarlett...
5 Happy and wonderful years and hope that it converts to whole of my life with the same woman.....
____________________________________________________
Have Courage To Live.
Anyone Can Die.
"And from that moment we have qatarlived happily ever after"
(youu bloody bandit) :)
3 years.
The time is going very fast.
28 will come soon.
Why is it that all women here are talking about how wonderful marriage is, while almost all men in here are –let us just say- not that enthusiastic about it?
Any hints guys ? enlighten your single brothers.
8yrs successfully ,great expriences n 2 kids
Twenty-five years this past June 12th!
Mandi
that's ONE....
Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked,the good fortune to run into the ones I do,and the eyesight to tell the difference.
and thank you all...its rough at times, and I know he's wanted to throttle me many times just like I wanted to to him..but...we're still together!!
QS...I didn't know you were married!!! Lucky guy!
Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked,the good fortune to run into the ones I do,and the eyesight to tell the difference.
How can you beat me. Scarlett. Me soon will conclude my 27th.
===================================== http://www.qatarliving.com/node/58409
The Secret to a Long and Happy Marriage
A couple was celebrating their 75th wedding anniversary on the beach in Montego Bay, Jamaica.
Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town.
"What a peaceful & loving couple".
A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.
"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America ," explained the man.
"We visited the Grand Canyon in Arizona and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off."
My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's one."
We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again, this time causing her to drop her water.
Once more my wife quietly said, "That's two."
We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for a third time.
My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.
I shouted at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that? Are you crazy??"
She looked at me, and quietly said, "That's one."
"And from that moment we have lived happily ever after".
KinG-07
Successful 2nd year on 24th of December:)
"Winners never quit, quiter's never win"
Now if only I can get meself a girl for a wife and spend such years like yours...
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
don't tell her please, she'll kick me out.
They say where there is a will there is a way but I notice where there is money there are ways!!!
I saw the film "Bride of Dracula".. She was sexy as hell, with long, dark hair..
When you bsaid stake, I thought you meant steak..
but Scarlie! you are great! i will never ever make it! for sure not! 28 years with the same man.... oh man.. what a patience!! Congrats!!!
*********************
“You become responsible forever for what you have tamed”. Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
three fantastic...months.. :(
*********************
“You become responsible forever for what you have tamed”. Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
PEACE BE UPON YOU,WOW MA SHAA ALLAH (this we say to prevent bad eyes)
4 centuries :(
can i borrow an wooden spear for her?
i want a "quick" divorce! :)
married for 44% of my age... isn't that long enough?
how about yours??
10 fantastic years...i have a long way to reach your 28 years Scarlett but looking i am forward to it..Hope you had a great Anniversary...28 years is pretty imppressive..
25 years... Could have been out on good behaviour by now , If I had murdered her when I had the chance..
25 years! Still surviving:)
Wishing you happiness in this season of hope & giving!