WIFE VS. HUSBAND
By LAMBORJEEPNEY •
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying
a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of
them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of
mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied , "in-laws!
she still enjoy those creatures and even want to have one like that mixed with her own species ,.. haha
coz he (the millionaire) is still in command ,... even every "HE",.haha
bonjure!!!
Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people. - Eleanor Roosevelt
Got this one too...
A friend and her millionaire husband visited their construction site. A worker who wore a helmet saw her and shouted, "Hi, Emily! Remember me? We used to date in the secondary school."
On the way home, her millionaire husband teased her, "Luckily you married me. Otherwise you will be the wife of a construction worker."
She answered, "You should appreciate that you married me. Otherwise, he’d be the millionaire and not you."
That's a good one!
Cheers
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I find it wholesome to be alone the greater part of time. To be in company, even with the best, is soon wearisome and dissipating. I love to be alone, I never found the companionable solitude. - H.D. Thoreau!
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hilarious
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