Wife Wanted
Subject: WIFE WANTED
A news paper had a humour page with following matrimonials published in it.
BANKER:
Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her service.
CAR MECHANIC:
Wanted a sturdy wife. Should be in working condition. Should be above average and must run the household at a good standard.
DOCTOR:
Recently a love-bug injected in me strange bacteria, making me desirous of marriage.
I'm looking for a girl who is patient and has knowledge of all ills and pills, is religious minded and keeps away from all sins be it anasin, metasin or crosin. I promise to be a good doctor with no side effects. Apply or reply.
DRUNKARD:
Wanted a girl. Girl's father should preferably have a soda factory. I am an occasional alchoholic who drinks only when friends come home.
Friends come home only seven times a week.
Girl preffered will carry me from bar to ghar-bar.
Meet personally or send soda for trial. Sample should be ample.
LAWYER:
I hereby beg to solicit myself as an eligible candidate for the post of husband after marriage.
The person whom I'm looking for should be strictly a girl.
The girl should be strictly a girl.
The girl should be willing to surrender to the service and jurisdiction of My Lord-- I.
Myself. Any objection would be overruled and will not be sustained.
Apply in confidence and if you have the confidence.
SOFTWARE ENGINEER
Wanted a Girl with a Lovely Look & Feel, Good GUI with Security features (privileges only for the Specific User especially critical Functionalities) .
There must not be any Critical or Medium Bug in her.
LowBugs can be deferred. But needs to B fixed by the Next Build. She Must not be PLATFORM INDEPENDENT, USER FRIENDLY. We are ready to Test the Application & CERTIFY the product but we will assure it will never be released to ANY OTHER Customer.
Hey you professional guy?? Did have the above in mind??
.... are you sure these are jokes... ok atleast you made the effort..
Software Engg: UAT (user acceptance test) is must before Live implementation ;)
Nice one! what would it be for a wife wanted by a QLer?
nice one
lol.... i like the lawyer's ad :)
...listen to the sound of silence....
haha
lol Biju
also nice,
the thread is nice, i read it to the first time :)
"new member to QatarLiving"
good one perfect...........
a civil engineer will surely give an ad saying...
NOTICE FOR INVITING TENDER...
Only the females with good reputation and NO PAST EXPERIENCE can apply..
Tender will open exactly after noon after the official timings..
all the paticipents are adviced to submitted there forms and details before the date of commencement...
..there is no rule in the game of life and death..
Biju Abraham, What a joke, a joke!
Ha ha . Yes Biju. heard that one.
A man announced a Matrimonial advt. in a famous new paper. "Wife Wanted" he got thousands of responses, "Take Mine".
Darude you could post-- New girlfriend wanted . Temporary assignment. Based on performance could be upgraded to wife in waiting and then after due apprisal of understanding and exhibition of various duties, capabilities and on the completion of hands on training could be offered a permanent position.... M
And what that illusion is!
He he--- User friendly is what all would like. But that is an illusion.
"She Must not be PLATFORM INDEPENDENT, USER FRIENDLY..."
'User friendly' is what I liked most!
i wonder if this is happening for real.. the ads yani.. if there are people posting ads looking for their partners.. if so, they are really that desperate!! :D
Best Things in Life are FREE!! ^.^
Situation Vacant: Wanted New Girl Friend :P
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A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose! Dr. Choc
he he he he..
nice 1..
Sorry Brady Ann. Posted just to evoke a smile. Maybe old for some but new for others. Even if you have read it before some humor evoking a beautiful smile is all the more welcome....
nice dude... Wether its for tenth time.. But for me it was first :p
And also u should produce some new.. Oops i mean another one abt other professions... Like math.... ;)
..there is no rule in the game of life and death..
It will probably have to be posted again for the rest of the SLOW ONES
It is nice one , me too i read it for the first time but i do not know if you wanted her as a home delivary ?
Ahahah..
So what if it was posted TWICE before. I read it for the first time!!
Nice One, should look for other profeesions tooo.
ok jusy for you i will say it once again.
OLDD POSTED TWICE BEFORE ON QL :D
So what if it is posted again. I read it for the first time.
nice..thanks for sharing
Nice one.