Women and their ability to multiply...
Quote for the day: 'Whatever you give a woman, she's going to make it multiply.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give youa home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give hera smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit.'
and that's putting it lightly
they do grow some nice hair :D well some not all
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hhhmmm... and the monthly budget..
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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
Thank you
i will give you a small pizza and you may enlarge it to supreme size for dinner ok :D
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lol brutus.. and men dont...
LOl Torque... multiply the expense..
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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
Women also multiply;
shoes, handbags, clothes, make-up, entries on your credit card statement & even orga$m$...
Torque ;-)
No crap for you gals...
The Venezuelan Sensation!!!
great lets get them to nursery and they might covert that into a jungle with huge trees
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Da, she does that via her divorce lawyer.....
Torque
nice one scarlette! so men dont mess around!
I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it. ~Charles Schulz
what if i give her love and protection?
Ssshhh Da, don't tell my DH. The million is in my top dresser drawer.
unfortunately it in the negative aspect, not the positive cash flow...
Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked,the good fortune to run into the ones I do,and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Yeah Scarlett, I was kinda worried for a second there...whew...it's all good...
multiply the cash
if i give you 1 riyal why cant you make/enlarge them to 1Million
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I don't do smarmy...:P
Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked,the good fortune to run into the ones I do,and the eyesight to tell the difference.
How true!!
Lol Scarlett, at the beginning I was thinking, oh puhleez, not this smarmy stuff....
hahahahaha good one :-D
give her a small 'ahem' and she'll say its big! there...words of wisdom
women do that to their husbands because they cook and feed them so well!!
Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked,the good fortune to run into the ones I do,and the eyesight to tell the difference.
careful brit...what you said you come under the last sentence.."give any crap' ;-)
I may be blonde but I am wise
smile lots laugh more
so true.
chaud
lol brit..it applies only to some...
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
Is that why many women put on weight ??
that is true...lol