Wonderful Toilet Quotes.... For Real - In Qat

Vishwanath
By Vishwanath

As a sales person, I keep visiting new customers most of the time. Every new customer is a new Experience. :)Most of the times I am asked to wait to meet the right person & hence when the wait gets longer I may sometimes use the restrooms. This is what I found inside the restrooms.... Thanks for my mob cam which was very handy....

Now pls rate the best quote.....

By anonymous• 9 Aug 2008 04:35
anonymous

i used a toilet that is used mostly by pilots. apparently every where they go its always pilot talk.

"keep it straight and center"

"hold the stick tightly"

"You cannot propel yourself forward by patting yourself on the back."

By anonymous• 5 Aug 2008 09:27
anonymous

May be dont chat and look others, see towards wall only.

By anonymous• 5 Aug 2008 09:26
anonymous

what type of sign or instruction you see on urinals.

By JBH• 5 Aug 2008 09:05
Rating: 5/5
JBH

I saw a toilets in a BP site in Scotland that had a full method statement pinned to the inside of the door explaining how to use the bog brush.

Sadly necessary as Alexa said.

You should use it like the SAS, in and out and leave no evidence you were ever there.

Call me Maninibat!

By anonymous• 5 Aug 2008 07:56
anonymous

By anonymous• 5 Aug 2008 07:25
anonymous

I like that dont pass urine whille stading and leave dirty.

By Khanan• 5 Aug 2008 07:16
Khanan

"Don't Rush, Please Flush." accompanied by a running man sketch..:)

____________________________________________________

Have Courage To Live.

Anyone Can Die.

By anonymous• 5 Aug 2008 05:46
anonymous

the signs in the toilet are:

males: "please stand closer, its shorter than you think"

females: "please stay seated for the entire performance"

"You cannot propel yourself forward by patting yourself on the back."

By britexpat• 4 Aug 2008 22:47
britexpat

Would you behave differently, if the signs were not there ?

I hope not!

By nadt• 4 Aug 2008 22:20
nadt

Im not surprised, these signs should be mandatory in all public toilets...

By asad696• 4 Aug 2008 21:47
Rating: 5/5
asad696

so u spent most of ur time in toilets. it is not good habbit there is a beautiful world out side the toilets enjot it.

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