Would-be gangster shoots off own manhood
Please don't try this at home..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A would-be gangster shot himself in the crutch when his gun went off half cocked in his pocket.
Lukas Neuhardt, 27, had forgotten to put the safety catch on when he stuffed the gun into his trouser pocket to impress pals in Saarbruecken, Germany.
He told paramedics that a masked mugger had blasted him in the crutch in a bungled robbery.
But police found a hole in his statement when they saw that the gunshot had miraculously left his trousers intact.
"Instead there was a charred hole in his pocket so either it was the shot of the century or he did it himself," said a police source.
Now - after surgeons stitched his manhood back together - he's facing up to three years in jail for breaching Germany's tough new anti gun laws.
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serves im right,,,who knows who he could've killed with that gun...
this should have happened to that guy in the other post...Mr. Hatchett..LOL
britex, hhmmm i see a pattern..willy obssession??? LOL
am i allowed to say that???
ok, manhood obssession.
hmm... He ll get many sympathetic chicks on QL.. no worry of getting a chick I guess.... If he gets his weapon of mass production functioning normally again...
But Germans are suppose to be smarter than tht... is he half Indian by any chance ??
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Yea , heard about it on QBS a couple or so days ago.
Three years should give him time to heal :)
Poor guy! How embaressing, but then he shouldn't have been carrying a gun!!
Good luck to him with finding a girlfriend!
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