YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE!!!
I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
I can talk to my friends about the size of my ass
My beauty's a masterpiece and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles, at any cost.
I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost.
I never forget an important date.
You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair,
I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive,
don't call me a b|tch.
Don't say to your friends, oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!
Flowers are okay,
But jewelry's best.
Look at me you idiot...
Not at my chest!!!
I don't have a problem,
With expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.
DON'T call me a GIRL,
a BABE or a CHICK.
I am a WOMAN. :)
I don't have a problem,
With expressing my feelings.----------is it happen always?
What's Carmel ? :S
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield
Beirut looks so colourful... i saw ''Caramel'' & now I want to go to Beirut :)
xmp
Nope I mean the Beirut, Paris of the Middle East ;)
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield
and by beirut i hope u dont mean that shop that sells hamus in shara-karaba(spelling?) well habibi now since u mentioned she's in egypt i'm no longer interested...being a lazy stalker i dont want all that headaches of doing international stalking.
Where there is Fire...There is Coke. Where there is Rum..There is Smoke - Sir Smoke-a-Lot
Are u happy now KS ??? Smoke will never leave me alone until I introduce him to my friend!! Grrrr....
Don't worry smoke, she's in Egypt :P
And u guys are welcome to Beirut anytime :)
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield
hold everything...CORNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE u've been hiding hot sexy female friends from me all this time???? this is the limit...u'll find my letter or resignation on ur chest top....err i mean desktop tomorrow. I no longer want to work as ur stalker.
Ksarat, it didnt take a scientist to figure out i'm a poor bum begging for money to buy a ferrari..isnt that what a "Smoke's Ferrari Fund" says? some people i tell u...i dont know how they get by through life on such serious notes.
Where there is Fire...There is Coke. Where there is Rum..There is Smoke - Sir Smoke-a-Lot
Corne: O yes, but hey even if you do that...please remember priority stands with me alright...is that a guarantee...
Hey what have you done about that house in Bierut for me (Smokey you wanna visit the Doc in her hometown backyard Lebanon,,,) and on that way back, Smokey I will show you Egypt to you...there is a good friend of ........Corne....(trust me smokey, she is HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT)..........
Hows that girl Corne...
We were supposed to go there in December remember...you girls had the bed to yourself and I was supposed to have the Bed in the Guest room in her house...(actually....it was the Couch was it...ooops)...
Smokey...LOL...i know, I bet you missed her PM so much...sheeeesh, I knew you made a comment to her...but what a pity she just doesnt seem to be understanding the basic funda of the Ferrari Donation Box...does she mate....such a sad soul...LOL...but werent you also nasty to her ... you made her cry...
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i know i should have said something like "oh ur most welcome, may i kiss ur ass some more?" then she'd have sent me a pm too.
Where there is Fire...There is Coke. Where there is Rum..There is Smoke - Sir Smoke-a-Lot
KS, if I put that outfit on, I'll have all of Qatar protesting outside my place asking to see it lol.
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield
Hey people where is the Doc Corne, is she gone to wear and show us the cheerleader outfit...*Waiting with big eyes for Corne to come back with the cheerleader OUtfit*...alright smokey, camera ready, lights, and ACTION....
Yeah camels -> Horses...atleast I dont go over QL looking at girls chests...ha ha, seriously dude, about that Pavithra yesterday, I really felt bad for you, no sense of humour, and then she actually falls for another stupid fool who plays a cheezy line...I mean so DUMB Can you get man...
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Yeah smoke, I wouldn't be messing with Alexa if I were u :P
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield
oh well i'll just sell the camels to ksarat saying they are horses, he'll believe just about anything. lol
Where there is Fire...There is Coke. Where there is Rum..There is Smoke - Sir Smoke-a-Lot
what the hell...*runs to check the camels he bought for double the price from some mysterious woman* damn it these are the SAME camels i gave u alexaaaaaa :(
Where there is Fire...There is Coke. Where there is Rum..There is Smoke - Sir Smoke-a-Lot
ALright looks like the girls here are getting mushy and sentimental and emotional...what an emotional touchy moment...
Alexa...you have a house in Beirut...O wow...LOL...
Hey Corne...what about me, can I have the house as well (and dont forget the house in Egypt...LOL)...
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Alexa, remember u will always have a home in Beirut :)
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield
alexa give me back my 10 camels that i bribed u to say nice nice things about me...grrrr the deal was whenever ksarat is around u have to say NICE THINGS ABOUT ME!!
Where there is Fire...There is Coke. Where there is Rum..There is Smoke - Sir Smoke-a-Lot
Bliss Street! I live right beside it! Grrrr....If only....
See I told u u were part Lebanese! Come back to ur roots!! lol
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield
Crap, Alexa ur right, I've just opened a huge can of worms with the cheerleader outfit...ok that's it...back to the ninja suit for me!
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield
Not 3 mins that Corne mentioned her MINI CHEERLEADER OUTFIT and already 3 people roaring to see that outfit...LOL...what is with that outfit..Doc, after your exams, we have gotto see that...I mean come on people...she is cute...with the dress...LOL
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alexa why whyyyyyyyyy what have i ever done to uuuu?? no one will ever say anything nice about me :( waaaaahhhhh *evily awaits for corne to take me in her arms and pet me*
Where there is Fire...There is Coke. Where there is Rum..There is Smoke - Sir Smoke-a-Lot
Smokey...dont feel bad boy...stay here a few more days and stop staring at Corne's chest...you might start to climb up the ladder...a little...isnt that right Doc...christ boy, how do you expect to climb the ladder by that attitude...sheeeesh you bad boy...LOL...
Smokey I hope you are there...*looking for smokey...yoooo hhooooo*....
*Corne...with all due respect, I would surely want to see you in that mini cheerleader outfit...*LOL..........
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quickly ksarat say something sweet to corne i couldnt get my camera in time to catch her jumping with the pom poms...second time is the charm :)
Where there is Fire...There is Coke. Where there is Rum..There is Smoke - Sir Smoke-a-Lot
I drive in circles when I'm lost and waiting for a reply on the phone LOL
You can't teach experience...
Stepped in the right time to testify for me...thanks girl...I knew you were too clever for not to testify against me for a person who is going up in Fumes..by the name Smokey...
You know Alexa...Smokey is up for the air but me is right here to stay...
Hey speaking of which, how you doing today girl...?O yes, so now no more waking up in the early morning for you right..all happy are you not...jumping in the air in joy...
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Go east, go west, KS is the best! GOOOOO KS! *holds pomps and jumps in her mini cheerleader outfit*
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield
Like Fk Smokeyyy.,,,LOL...you harrassing me or Corne...whats the plan...get that clear ... and for the records...boy...you need to get whacked...I got kisses just too many of them...why do you think Corne calls me *DEAR*...dont you try to overtake me boy...I'm way tooo far ahead of you in the list to the ladies here..on QL...
Isnt that right Corne, Alexa...*hmmm, looking for any other ladies to testify*
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smoke, u'll still be a newbie until another big mouth newbie like u comes along :P
Oh KS has been slapped, thrown out the window, tied to a camel and dragged through the desert, shoved into a huge bakery oven, u name it!
Hey smoke, atleast now u know what's heading ur way ;)
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield
i dont think i still come under the newbie category, i've already attended 2 QL meetings, been stalking u ever since, got scolded by some female..yep guess that pretty much makes me on par with ksarat, except of course i heard he's been slapped many times.
Where there is Fire...There is Coke. Where there is Rum..There is Smoke - Sir Smoke-a-Lot
For me...after reading all the liners..that just struck me...
And for the record, Smokey, I dont do that with the guys thanks...eeeeeewwwwww...
O come on Corne...admit it wasnt that funny ...
Alright, so whats on your mind smokey...trust me we harrass her today, the next moment she sees us offline, that would like be the end of us...but o well, atleast we can get the best of her today...poor Corne...still studying are you???
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See smoke ur a newbie...but KS isn't....he knows better than to try and harass Corne ;)
Isn't that right dear KS ?
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield
lol thats just disgusting now ksarat...is that what u do with all the boyz???????? anyways i'm fine man...just bored hoping to pass some time here..lets harass corne now.
Where there is Fire...There is Coke. Where there is Rum..There is Smoke - Sir Smoke-a-Lot
KS u did not just say that on a public forum! Looks like someone's had a few too many drinks tonight :P
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield
And ur gana get slapped everytime u do...so just deal with it :P
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield
Alright, indeed, look at me idiot...not my chest...O well...normally with all due respect...
There was another good liner that said (there are diff versions that you might have heard)..."Cover the Face, F**K The Base...LOL...! ! !
What do you say...Your thoughts on that Smokey...
Hows the ladies in the house doing...how ya doing Smokey...
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can we chat ecosavy
and corne i cant look at u without having to look at ur chest so just deal with it.
Where there is Fire...There is Coke. Where there is Rum..There is Smoke - Sir Smoke-a-Lot
MAN on the thread...who's saying what about us?
Where there is Fire...There is Coke. Where there is Rum..There is Smoke - Sir Smoke-a-Lot
.. at any cost - lol
The pride of men!
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If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good. - Dr Seuss
"Look at me you idiot...
Not at my chest!!!"
----> SO DAMN TRUE!!! LOL
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield