A woman sought the advice of a sex therapist, confiding that she found it increasingly difficult to find a man who could satisfy her, and that it was very wearisome getting in and out of all these short-term relationships. "Isn't there some way to judge the size of a man's equipment from the outside?" she asked earnestly.
"The only foolproof way, is by the size of his feet," counseled the therapist.
So the woman went downtown and proceeded to cruise the streets, until she came across a young fellow standing in an unemployment line with the biggest feet she had ever laid her eyes on. She took him out to dinner, wined and dined him, and then took him back to her apartment for an evening of abandon.
When the man woke up the next morning, the woman had already gone but, by the bedside table was a $20 bill and a note that read, "With my compliments, take this money and go out and buy a pair of shoes that fit you."
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new cat please?
" if we are not part of the SOLUTION, then we are the PROBLEM "
now thats a cat with a sense of humour..
what a cute little kitty!
tra la la
very cute, very funny lol
hahahahahhahahahahahhahahha!
POOR CAT!!!
"Even if LOVE is full of thorns, embrace it. For in between those thorns there is a ROSE that's worth all the PAIN."
A woman sought the advice of a sex therapist, confiding that she found it increasingly difficult to find a man who could satisfy her, and that it was very wearisome getting in and out of all these short-term relationships. "Isn't there some way to judge the size of a man's equipment from the outside?" she asked earnestly.
"The only foolproof way, is by the size of his feet," counseled the therapist.
So the woman went downtown and proceeded to cruise the streets, until she came across a young fellow standing in an unemployment line with the biggest feet she had ever laid her eyes on. She took him out to dinner, wined and dined him, and then took him back to her apartment for an evening of abandon.
When the man woke up the next morning, the woman had already gone but, by the bedside table was a $20 bill and a note that read, "With my compliments, take this money and go out and buy a pair of shoes that fit you."
This is MY cat and MY shoes.
PAPPARAZZI! In my house!
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No one lady is ugly, the drink it's not enough!"
lol..
when I can use them as a threaten weapon LOOOL
In the Cookies of Life, FRIENDS are the Chocolate Chips
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rat like me is always petrified of cats,
now you're giving me easy idea to freeze a cat,lol.
Never go younger by a month, a hard bod is no substitute for wisdom.
-Angelica Houston, Material Girls
thats must one hell of smelly shoes till kill the cat. LOL
I DO WHAT I LIKE, I LIKE WHAT I DO
hehehe
AHAHAHHA... nice picture!! I luv CATS!!!
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♥~~"Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference".~~♥
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Its not the shoes need cleaning, but the guy's feet! get yourself some "odor eaters"
Good one matey :) x
yaikkssssssss poor little cat!