Zoo..........Visa
In a poor zoo of India, a lion was frustrated as he was offered not more than 1 kg of meat a day.
The lion thought its prayers were answered when one day a Dubai Zoo Manager visited the zoo and requested the zoo management to shift the lion to Dubai Zoo.
The lion was so happy and started thinking of a central A/C environment, a goat or two every day. On its first day after arrival, the lion was offered a big bag, sealed very nicely for breakfast. The lion opened it quickly but was shocked to see that it contained few bananas. The lion thought that may be they cared too much for him as they were worried about his stomach as he had recently shifted from India .
The next day the same thing happened. On the third day again the same food bag of bananas was delivered.
The lion was so furious; it stopped the delivery boy and blasted at him,' don't you know I am the lion...king of the Jungle..., what's wrong with your management? What nonsense is this? Why are you delivering bananas to me?' The delivery boy politely said, 'Sir, I know you are the king of the jungle ... but... you have been brought here on a monkey's visa!!! '
Moral of the Story ....
*Better to be a Lion in your own country than a Monkey elsewhere*
nice joke, liked it
:) like it!
It is a worst condition if they treat like a monkey as though they know it's a lion....Why like this...??I think only in GCC's its happening...Its all ASIAN's fate..Poor Third World Countries..!!!
hahahaaaa
break news escaped tiger was cought and will be deported tonight
Repost ....
Very Fishy ;)
What he will get???Sambhar and vada or masala dosa..???
lol brite :)
Glad you enjoyed it :o)
I hear that after visiting the zoo last week, Rizks went in to a pet shop and said, "Can I buy a goldfish?"
The guy said, "Do you want an aquarium?"
Rizks said, "I don't care what star sign it is."
I am officially a Visa Monkey..give me those bananas..
oh , Brit tht time i wasnt born,
i am hearin it first time...
LOL....good one Fishey
I heard it in Saudi back in 1984 :O(
Good One !
Rizks meant that this had been posted before, isn't it Rizks? :-P
sorry Fishey, it seems u didnt get me.
Leave It !
Sorry Rizks, its not about putting kids to sleep, what i talk of is about Visa...... plz read carefully...... sorry again its sleeping time zzzzzzzzzzz
In Stone Age days, the villagers use to tell these jokes to make their kids and pets sleep.....:(