10 Rules to live you life by
By timebandit •
This list is for those of you who can't live your lives without a list to guide you.
1. Breath in
2. Breath out
3. Try and eat every day
4. Drink as many times a day as you can
5. Sleep every night
6. Go to the toilet whenever you need to
7. Always wake up after sleeping (Failure to do so could be fatal)
8. Cut finger nails and toe nails every so often.
9. Wash at least once a day (if you want s*x)
10. Almost forgot... brush your teeth.
mj .... :P
5 rules are sufficient:
1. Wake up every day
2. Eat and drink
3. Shyte and p+e
4. Make love
5. Sleep
Then start over again from the top.
jack, your comment is a repost too.. :P
TB this is a Repost... lol
rizks,u can,if you think u r a banana..:D
if you dont wear socks you can ignore it LIS
your socks everyday? this is pathetic!
oh its raining out, can i come under tat raincoat ? :)
ah so you use it in the toilets??
My teacher told me these rubber things are the raincoats for bananas..so i better keep it in my bag for sudden pouring of rain..
Oh, those rubber things you put on a banana at school then never use again?
Pointless inventions really
:-p
:D C*nd*ms
Errrr... yes there was a little C&P involved snessy
TB...are you sure this isn't a copy & paste? :-P
screw the list TB, I think I'll just wing it! :P
Oh now see what happens.... I try and give you simple rules to live by, and you all want more and more and more. And some are adding things that others don't like. Some rules can be interpreted in different ways and that is going to cause trouble I can tell you.
And even though I wrote the list, even I don't know how stuff got in it any more.
"18.Keep "C" handy (for unmarried)"
Vitamin C?
Cingle?
Coca Cola?
Cream Doughnut?
:-)
they should be in a correction facility or better mental asylum..
s_isale,yeah TB should add that to his list also.changing clothes everyday & washing their clothes at their most convenient time as possible.
1. Breath in
2. Breath out
3. Try and eat every day
4. Drink as many times a day as you can
5. Sleep every night
6. Go to the toilet whenever you need to
7. Always wake up after sleeping (Failure to do so could be fatal)
8. Cut finger nails and toe nails every so often.
9. Wash at least once a day (if you want s*x)
10. Almost forgot... brush your teeth.
11. Change your socks at least once a day
12. Listen to Céline Dion CDs in your car
13. Never combine Danielle steele Novels and Celine Dion tapes.. One is enough to drive you insane
14. Drink a nice mug of hot chocolate before going to bed
15. Comb your hair every day
16. Put your deodorant on every day
17. Change your clothes (not just your socks) every day
18. Was your clothes before wearing them again
People won't remember this lot, they are going to die I tell you
3,4&7 are not that important. If you die there is one person less to teach the list
OMG! If people need telling to do these things daily, surely they shouldn't be allowed out on their own!
17.Shave (unless you want to become an ape)
18.Keep "C" handy (for unmarried)
19.Change clothes (everyday)
20.Use your brain
Right... damn you all... hang on a mo
No need to change clothes every day? No need to wash them even?
TB-combing hair (if there's any) & putting deodorant on should be a habit everyday after every shower.
ukeng,ROFL.that would be an N/A for him,lol
TB, your list is getting longer than my telephone bill.. :(
betty_boop..what if people like Rizks dont have hair?
1. Breath in
2. Breath out
3. Try and eat every day
4. Drink as many times a day as you can
5. Sleep every night
6. Go to the toilet whenever you need to
7. Always wake up after sleeping (Failure to do so could be fatal)
8. Cut finger nails and toe nails every so often.
9. Wash at least once a day (if you want s*x)
10. Almost forgot... brush your teeth.
11. Change your socks at least once a day
12. Listen to Céline Dion CDs in your car
13. Never combine Danielle steele Novels and Celine Dion tapes.. One is enough to drive you insane
14. Drink a nice mug of hot chocolate before going to bed
15. Comb your hair (daily I guess)
16. Put your deodorant on (daily I guess)
This is getting too much to remember, people will forget some of these rules.
TB,you forgot these 2:
-comb your hair
-put your deodorant on
now I gotta get me one of them Cadbury's.. :(
what brand of hot choco you drink TB? I will try that one.. :P
Have a hot chocolate with an aspirin in it, all pleasure and no pain ;)
aww, but I want the one that tastes nicer... and it's too bad that I can't have it.. :(
maybe I should break this one rule... :P
Now MJ.... I drink a mug of hot chocolate before going to bed. You are talking about a chocolate flavour drink. Mine has chocolate in it, yours has chocolate flavour but no chocolate. Therefore you are safe. But mine tastes much nicer.
TB, I've been advised to stay away from chocolates as it triggers headaches, so I think a chocolate flavoured drink falls into that category.. so I can't have any...:(
Ok life is starting to get more complicated than the original 10 rules, but what have I forgotten to ensure a long healthy life?
14. Drink a nice mug of hot chocolate before going to bed
LIS, will a pizza slicer do?
TB, how about the hot cup of choco drink?
what constitutes often regarding number 8? is once a year ok? I need a circular saw for my toe nails! :0(
TB,you forgot something....
LOL @ 1 & 2
13. Never combine Danielle steele Novels and Celine Dion tapes.. One is enough to drive you insane
lol baldrick... I think I'd prefer a Celine Dion CD over a Justin Bieber if they were the only 2 left in the market.. :P
Baldrick there has to be something each day to remind you of the suffering of others ;)
12 Just ain't gonna happen!
ok i wont forget no. 5..:(
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p.s.
- special thanks to niha for reminding me always to sleep..:P
11. Change your socks at least once a day
12. Listen to Céline Dion CDs in your car
Damn it.... Now I have to write a new list, and inform everyone that they need to forget the first list and memorise the new one or they will surely die.
"Wash at least once a day (if you want s*x)..."
Wat if one dont want s*x for a week ?
He will not be going to wash his little pony for one whole damn Week ? :( Yukkkkzzzz...
yeah TB you forgot the socks :D
lol TB, you forgot: change your socks.. :P