AN ACCURATE 2010 HOROSCOPE
If any one has posted or read somewhere ignore,
it is for those who have not seen or read.
How many of you really belive in Horoscope? just read your birth sign according to your date of Birth,
no need to read entire list to save your time.I got this as a mail from a friend, likes to share with QL,will it be real ??
This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning . . .
and it only gets worse from there.
ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny... Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
TAURUS - The Tramp (April 20 to May 20)
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self-centred and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
GEMINI - The Twin (May 21 to June 20)
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at confusing people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosey. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
CANCER - The Beauty (June 21 to July 22)
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer's love is one of a kind... Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative person, most are artists and insane, respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An ultimate freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most Cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a fighter, but will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to! 12 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
LEO - The Lion (July 23 to August 22)
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo's problem becomes everyone's problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
VIRGO - The One that Waits (August 23 to September 22)
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
LIBRA - The Lame One (September 23 to October 22)
Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, funny and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with... you might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
SCORPIO - The Addict (October 23 to November 21)
EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humour. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad
Luck if you do not forward.
SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One (November 22 to December 21)
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offence forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it, feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover (December 22 to January 19)
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy, but when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs in sports, especially Gemini's. Likes to cook but would rather go out
To eat at good restaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
AQUARIUS - Does It in the Water (January 20 to February 18)
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they're not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
PISCES - The Partner for Life (February 19 to March 20)
Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the centre of attention. Very organized. High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word. Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY caring. They always try to do the right thing and sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and get hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humour!!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to others but needs to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
Rizks... v both r same (Libra)....
like horoscope especially if it doesn't favors what i want..
LOL whyteknight I was waiting for someone to say that!
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sorry for the double post, didn't know what happened there :)
LOL whyteknight I was waiting for someone to say that!
Syke it's so predictable that you are outgoing!!!
OK. So I'm a bit confused.
First, it says, Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous.
And the it says, Knows how to have fun.
Then it goes to say that Leos are Very predictable.
But at the end it says, Outgoing.
How can I, a Leo, be both predictable and outgoing???
I am such a walking contradiction aren't I? :D
The only reason I read horoscopes is so that I can laugh over it later.
By the way I am a Saggitarius and everything written is true about me :D
P.S.- It's still bullshyte
he he he...I am feeling very shy about my birth sign...
and i like it!!!
me too soniya...
Most of the points about my BIRTH SIGN was fitted best as per my nature, personality and attitude..
SCORPIO - The Addict....hhhhmmmmm...em not gonna forward this..4 years of bad luck ??? simply lie..coz 2012 is after 2 years :P so who is gonna survive 4 years :D hehe
just for fun,even in this century people worried about their stars,fortunes,after effects if u dont forward.
I belive in my God and not in any Horoscope
why are they accusing me of being promiscous one????
And about threats if not forwarded, check this:
http://qatarliving.com/node/1211109
Whatever.....
just read it and will not pass it to anyone to bring them bad luck for not forwarding
Darude torture requires more passion than love.
its only a chain mail hon_honey... its up to you if you believed it or not...
What a load of crap ! ...these are very general statements, and we as humans try to fit ourselves with it...c'm on people who really belives this s***?
and torture with???
I don't like this...i'm scared when they say 9yrs of bad luck if you will not forward....!!!yah allah!!! this is silly hah!!!
I'm Scorpio too but i don't believe in horoscope
AND i hate forward or else type mails/writeup
sorry no hard feelings, just being frank
lol.. I am shy Saad..
Bullshyte
I'm happy that there r few signs which has more years of bad luck than mine... lol
I am Taurus..OH Yeah!!
i saw a t.v show. the show is no more now. she stopped tarot reading i miss that show man :-(
u'l get many readers but difficult to trust :-(
:)
Any other Pisceans?
am the one and only....lolzzzz!!!
What has it got to do with 2010....these are basically the perceived traits of persons with those birth signs...almost every other site dealing in horoscopes will throw that out when you run a query irrespective of the year.
visper i know what is your sign, should i tell everyone... ;)
though my is pisces... :D
lol.. tinker, I've not notice the Bald Witch.. Maybe he also have short term memory loss.. :))
sammiee - do you know how to used tarot? coz i want to try & see my luck...lol
coz im piscean.. i believe more in tarot reading ..2 yrs back i was addicted to show called tarot by sheela bajaj in indiatimes channel... its true. it happend with me.
knowing the future hurts a lot at times.
what sign compatible with sagitarrius...
I will forward mine, check all you PM.. :))
How can you label 1/12 of the entire world population with statements like this?
TAURUS - Aggressive. That's 1/12 of the world branded aggressive.
I mean, come on!!!!!!
Absolute twaddle!!!!!
i am Libra ...:)
the dashing of all....
so true i am sagittarius
mine is scorpio..:)
i used to read horoscope everyday but not now...
The Promiscuous One - its like a song of Nelly Furtado "Promiscuous boy"...hehehe
4 Years of bad luck if you do not forward? ahem ahem.
I don't believe in horoscopes.. but I read what's in my sign anyway, some of it are not true, to me at least.. and the other traits, well, I am that, and so much more...
Bulls feces ... i.e.
i pray for the one who send this to you...