Chris Rock - Quotes
Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know? People are nice to ya, they give you the beneift o' the doubt... You drive a flash car down the freeway and the cops'll pull y'over and before they even look they like 'What the f**k are you doing?' and then they see it's you and they like 'Awww man, it's Chris Rock, it's okay, man we thought you was a nigga'. - Chris Rock
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more? - Chris Rock
Have you been watching American Idol? They have Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul judgin' the singin. Paula Abdul?! Gettin' Paula Abdul to judge a singin' contest is like gettin' Christopher Reeve to judge a dance contest! - Chris Rock
Never go to clubs with metal detectors. Sure it feels safe inside. But what about all those niggas waiting outside with guns? They know you ain't got one. - Chris Rock
Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four. We own this shit. Basketball, baseball, football, golf, tennis, and as soon as they make a heated hockey rink we'll take that shit too. - Chris Rock
We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed. - Chris Rock
The only acting you ever see at the Oscars is when people act like they're not mad they lost. Nicole Kidman was smiling so wide, she should have won an Emmy at the Oscars for her great performance. I was like, 'If you'd done that in the movie, you'd have won an Oscar, girl! - Chris Rock
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u know there are so many amazing movies and you guys are missing it all ... i hate fiction .. blood and horror too .....i actually do hate em ....
but apart from that there are loads .... u saw titanic and gt off movies .... hahahah thats not even a movie ..... u even saw it at a theater ... hahhaha
anyways if u people are interested id love to tell u sum amazing movies to watch ..\
else go to any film festival.. if that doesn't change you view on movies ... they you guys surely have a right to your choice.
That's Chris Tucker...with Jackie
Chris Rock is a stand up comedian... his movies are the Longest Yard, I think I love my wife, and Down to Earth...
That's ok.. i mix them up sometimes, too. They're both "Chris" and they are both comic!
Oh yeah, Chris Rock is more like 100% funny HF4U.
Alexa, I can deal with being a movie buff outcast....lol
"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid."
- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
These lines are from his routines on stage
Not films
Alexa, I thought I was a outcast cos I don't watch films! The last thing I saw at the cinema was Titanic! That put me off films for life!
Although I find movie buffs quite sad when they can quote lines from every single film they see!!
"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid."
- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
nope, don't watch films, so that would explain it!! He appears quite amusing!
"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid."
- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
U must have seen Rush Hour - right?
Chris Rock is the Eddie Murphy of the "now generation";D
" I got an ice cream, You cant afford it, your on a welfare"
shuaibkazi obviously under Chris' Rock cos I've never heard of him...is he an actor?
"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid."
- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
check the google... he's been in Hollywood for a long time now...
he's 50-50 funny... ok... 60-40 funny...
you be the judge.
who the hell is Chris Rock?
"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid."
- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)