Chris Rock - Quotes

Shuaibkazi
By Shuaibkazi

Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know? People are nice to ya, they give you the beneift o' the doubt... You drive a flash car down the freeway and the cops'll pull y'over and before they even look they like 'What the f**k are you doing?' and then they see it's you and they like 'Awww man, it's Chris Rock, it's okay, man we thought you was a nigga'. - Chris Rock

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more? - Chris Rock

Have you been watching American Idol? They have Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul judgin' the singin. Paula Abdul?! Gettin' Paula Abdul to judge a singin' contest is like gettin' Christopher Reeve to judge a dance contest! - Chris Rock

Never go to clubs with metal detectors. Sure it feels safe inside. But what about all those niggas waiting outside with guns? They know you ain't got one. - Chris Rock

Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four. We own this shit. Basketball, baseball, football, golf, tennis, and as soon as they make a heated hockey rink we'll take that shit too. - Chris Rock

We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed. - Chris Rock

The only acting you ever see at the Oscars is when people act like they're not mad they lost. Nicole Kidman was smiling so wide, she should have won an Emmy at the Oscars for her great performance. I was like, 'If you'd done that in the movie, you'd have won an Oscar, girl! - Chris Rock

By Shuaibkazi• 4 Jun 2008 12:44
Shuaibkazi

Thanks for the info

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By soldier_ant• 4 Jun 2008 12:15
soldier_ant

u know there are so many amazing movies and you guys are missing it all ... i hate fiction .. blood and horror too .....i actually do hate em ....

but apart from that there are loads .... u saw titanic and gt off movies .... hahahah thats not even a movie ..... u even saw it at a theater ... hahhaha

anyways if u people are interested id love to tell u sum amazing movies to watch ..\

else go to any film festival.. if that doesn't change you view on movies ... they you guys surely have a right to your choice.

By hotfilipino4u• 4 Jun 2008 12:05
Rating: 4/5
hotfilipino4u

That's Chris Tucker...with Jackie

Chris Rock is a stand up comedian... his movies are the Longest Yard, I think I love my wife, and Down to Earth...

That's ok.. i mix them up sometimes, too. They're both "Chris" and they are both comic!

By SouthLand• 4 Jun 2008 11:36
Rating: 2/5
SouthLand

Oh yeah, Chris Rock is more like 100% funny HF4U.

By anonymous• 4 Jun 2008 11:28
anonymous

Alexa, I can deal with being a movie buff outcast....lol

"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid."

- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

By Shuaibkazi• 4 Jun 2008 11:02
Shuaibkazi

These lines are from his routines on stage

Not films

By anonymous• 4 Jun 2008 10:53
anonymous

Alexa, I thought I was a outcast cos I don't watch films! The last thing I saw at the cinema was Titanic! That put me off films for life!

Although I find movie buffs quite sad when they can quote lines from every single film they see!!

"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid."

- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

By anonymous• 4 Jun 2008 10:47
anonymous

nope, don't watch films, so that would explain it!! He appears quite amusing!

"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid."

- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

By Shuaibkazi• 4 Jun 2008 10:46
Shuaibkazi

U must have seen Rush Hour - right?

By Mis-Cat• 4 Jun 2008 10:46
Rating: 2/5
Mis-Cat

Chris Rock is the Eddie Murphy of the "now generation";D

" I got an ice cream, You cant afford it, your on a welfare"

By anonymous• 4 Jun 2008 10:39
anonymous

shuaibkazi obviously under Chris' Rock cos I've never heard of him...is he an actor?

"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid."

- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

By hotfilipino4u• 4 Jun 2008 10:37
Rating: 3/5
hotfilipino4u

check the google... he's been in Hollywood for a long time now...

he's 50-50 funny... ok... 60-40 funny...

you be the judge.

By Shuaibkazi• 4 Jun 2008 10:35
Shuaibkazi

By anonymous• 4 Jun 2008 10:33
anonymous

who the hell is Chris Rock?

"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid."

- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

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