Hello and can you be my friend/policeman
HALLO!
first off i would like to greet you, most noble and warm people of this website, *Hugs*.
Goodeve and i would like to state mucho problemings, i have recently made a travel to this sandylandy and would now, maybe, be in need of assistance with my aloneness.
Perhaps one of you noble gents and gentesses would be in wanting of a chum to accompany you and your clothes to the cineman where you will delight in my knowledge on one of the following topics; Medieval poetry, Variations of Spanish biscuits and the many different boxes cats would be able to fit into.
Please send me your messages of acceptance but don't send me your messages of denial - if no message is sent from you i will assume you have deemed my personality and chosen 3 subjects uninteresting and/or conflicting with your chosen 3 topics.
Yours
Mr. Chubbins OBE
may be it is your type, easily available.
I did think about choosing water as one of my mighty three subjectings, but then i remembered the ancient fable about the water and the dancing monkies!
Dirty dirty monkies! i'll never eat humous again!
But I cann't share, oasys are rare here ..... back in India so many water pipes ..... i remember drinking water from it
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm