Kissing

lolz....den just get back to her n XXXXXXXXXXXX

all that kissing topics made me miss my wife more

Hey Guys, I got a better idea about kissing, about If everyone kiss my butt one time.......LOL

In archaeological perspective about Divorce woman, lots of pharaohs have succumbed to their tombs due to their actions.

:OOO

Kisses....Just have them wd ur partners n ull enjoy....donn share dem here:P

i want kissing as you have are both. i want to experience it from you.

The Girl - Frozen u tube.......

U ll know what i m talking abt

go for a lesbo & feel d diff

I dream of a better tomorrow where Chickens can cross the Road without having their motives questioned - Unknown

haashim....i'm trying hard to imagine what you're sayning!!

Little kiss...... Midgets

loose kiss = an old womens tights

how do birds kiss......Painful.....

fighting kiss = Mohamed Ali

"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid."

- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

i m sure even then its going to b the best out of the rest.

Little kiss = fish do

dirty kiss = cows do

naughty kiss = dogs do

strange kiss = elephants do

tight kiss = snakes do

loose kiss = tortise do

happy kiss = birds do

fighting kiss = crows do

..........etc

But no kiss is ever better than the lesbian kiss.

Its is so fresh,clean smooth and pure.

check it out "When Night is Falling - Beautiful" UTUBE

LOL Supernurse.... this is so when I was 14 and waiting for my first kiss.....

I agree - just go for a good snog who is anaylising?

There are no rules like a plate of chips just get stuck in!

kissing between two unmarried men is legal...between an unmarried man and woman is probably illegal.......

"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid."

- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

Is kissing in public prohibited in qatar?

Forgiveness is life...:)

kiss is my weakness and according to them im a great kisser!!!! *LOL* Kiss with passion!

RED_POPE & abha ,you're hired!

Pope, you're my regisor

abha, you have to take care regarding my artistic Impression

Post scriptum: you both are granted!

some more... ...

Kiss on Forehead Affection

Kiss on EYES Looking Good

Kiss on Lips Looking Good enough to be eaten

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This Dracula should be acting in some Broadway comedy show

named: The count kiss, The beast kiss and their turning over kiss to night creatures.....

LOL

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

-- Will Rogers

king khan

Please dont discuss on the topics like these, Its just to share only with a single right person,

Is Ur love so cheap ? to show and discuss with people ?

no friends , feel it , Practice it but dont discuss it......

Sorry , but its my opinion... I think i have right to explore my feeling, doesn,t matter if it is going opposite to some of my friends...

437 exactly

Close the window and eat some garlic...

I hope Good Night!

Eli Eli Lema Sabachthani?

Anyway, had a hrd week, and tomorrow will be worse. I'm off to bed! Chat soon my 400 year old friend!

Guess how he died?

Muahahahahahahahah

Eli Eli Lema Sabachthani?

I guess you knew him personally!

Karl Marx. Capital Volume One ... The nature of such wants, whether, for instance, they spring from the stomach or from fancy, makes no difference.

Eli Eli Lema Sabachthani?

That's what I always say!

At least you had the choice of love or dinner, my loves always walk out befoe making the dinner! LOL

ooh that realy bad Dracula iam not sick but i realy enjoy kissing,,,, :)

And i,ve failed!

Bad kisser? Noooooooooo way!

Very difficult to remember: "She is my love or my dinner?"

I,m so stupid!

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Eli Eli Lema Sabachthani?

kiss of dead.

muahaaa

*WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU KNEW YOU COULD NOT FAIL?*

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Those that say so are probably bad kissers!!

...and I've known a few! *sigh*

I am sick!

And i think about kiss:

-on forhead means honesty, trust and faithful,,,,

- on chick means friendship,,,,,

- on lips means someone you realy love,,,,,

Then, you Kazeem are sick also!

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Eli Eli Lema Sabachthani?

for me

kiss on forhead means honesty, trust and faithful,,,,

kiss on chick means friendship,,,,,

kiss on lips means someone you realy love,,,,,

What does a kiss on the 'arris mean?

How about a kiss on the *&^%$ .... nah, better not go down that road (as the gay waiter said to the actor), it might frighten the teenagers .

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Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

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Granted for this!

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Eli Eli Lema Sabachthani?

yes gues dont forget to use dettol lol

u r scaring me ...

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'Never frown, even when you are sad,

because you never know who just likes your smile'

KISS on the neck means: I WANT YOU(R BLOOD).

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Eli Eli Lema Sabachthani?

do u think this old lady still need listerine??

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'Never frown, even when you are sad,

because you never know who just likes your smile'

Listerine anyone? Specially after sharing so many oral germs.

Once, a long time ago, someone did kiss this old lady with no tooth and no tongue.........

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

-- Will Rogers

kissing comes naturally and do it with someone you love and everything will be fantastic..

good night qlers!

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.  ~Charles Schulz

If you love somebody, let them go, for if they return, they were always yours. And if they don't, they never were.

mmmm probably if you were a teenager, it comes naturally and no book or advice can tell you how to do it

"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid."

- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

well i have all the paper qualification..but i do need some on the work exp....

oh well.. i see some kissing lessons goin on.. do you think ppl need it? i guess practice makes one perfect..!! lol..

refresher course maybe :-) for those who are missing great and lovely kisses and learning course to those who havent experience it yet.

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'Never frown, even when you are sad,

because you never know who just likes your smile'

what is this? refresher course on kiss 101! enjoy guys! mwa mwah mwah kisses for everyone! send your sweetest kiss to your loved one before you sleep. happy kissing!

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.  ~Charles Schulz

Darlin, I'm old enough and stupid enough to have got the gist on how to kiss properly, I learnt it when i was 13, thanx for the update....

"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid."

- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

Is this from 'jackie' mag or summat?

"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid."

- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

KISSING BASICS:

There are so many different ways to kiss. The two main basic ones are close-mouthed kissing and French kissing. French kissing involves an open mouth and with tongue, while close- mouthed kissing is pretty self-explanatory. We thought it would be easier for first-time kissers if they knew at least the kissing basics before they try to approach other kisses, such as French kissing.

Great Breath - This is very important. Make sure you brush your teeth before going out on your date. There is nothing worse than kissing someone with bad breath. If your date consists of having something to eat before the actual kiss, make sure you have a mint on hand to take right after you finish eating. Don't take the mint just

before the kiss or chew on gum. You don't want to have something in your mouth when you kiss.

Moist Lips - You want your lips to be slightly moist when you kiss. Run your tongue over your lips once before you kiss. Don't wear lip gloss because that tends to make the kiss too gooey. And don't wear a lot of lipstick unless you want your partner to wear it too after the kiss. Slightly moist lips makes it easier to move your lips over your partner's and gives both you and your partner a more pleasant experience.

Positioning - Stand close to your partner. As the two of you move closer together tilt your head slightly to one side. If you don't, don't worry about it. Your partner will still tilt their head slightly so your lips meet on a slight angle or they will kiss you straight on. If you can see which way your partner's head is tilting, tilt your head slightly in the opposite direction.

Close Eyes - Just before your lips meet, close your eyes. Some people prefer to leave their eyes open during the kiss. But until you know what your partner prefers, it is best to close your eyes. Kissing with your eyes open, looking into one another's eyes while you kiss, can be very erotic and some people find it quite enjoyable. You may want to try kissing this way once you're more comfortable kissing your partner.

Open Lips - Open your mouth slightly and place your lips over your partner's lips. Do not hold your breath! Breathe through your nose. As your lips meet, press them gently over your partner's. You may wish to move your lips in a slow, circular motion or just leave them still over your partners.

Closed Lips - This is like the type of kiss you'd give your grandma or aunt. Instead of opening your mouth when your lips meet, keep them closed. This is also a good way of letting your partner know this is as far as it goes. It also makes a great hello/good- bye kiss or a great first time kiss if you're nervous.

Hands - There are many ways you can use your hands during a kiss. The most popular way is to put one hand on your partner's waist and the other one against the middle of their back. Other ways to use your hands are to cup your partner's face in your hands (very romantic!), put them around your partner's neck, put them around their waist, hold your partner's upper or lower arms gently, run your fingers through their hair, or just hold their hands in yours.

And there you have it, the basics of kissing! When you try to put them all together in your mind it makes it seem like kissing is very difficult. But when you actually apply them in real life it's quite easy. Kissing is a natural response to show affection for someone and if done with someone you really care about it will feel totally natural.

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'Never frown, even when you are sad,

because you never know who just likes your smile'

Funkin ell I'm 36 years old.....thanx for the lesson on how to kiss......

"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid."

- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

mmm so tell me...how to kiss properly again?........

"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid."

- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

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'Never frown, even when you are sad,

because you never know who just likes your smile'

I wish more threads were like this. Thank you Mariah for making my slumbers sweet :)

No problem, Knowledge is power -Sir Francis Bacon. So use these kisses on the ones you love and happiness will be your reward.

thanks....for enlightening me about those kisses...cute!

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'Never frown, even when you are sad,

because you never know who just likes your smile'

Kisses to you mymmia. . .

Butterfly kisses (aka 'angel' kisses) are made with eyelashes on the cheek, Eskimo kisses are nose to nose (its too cold in the Arctic winters for anything else), and three kisses on the cheek (left, right, left) is oh so "shiek'.

i dont know about butterfly kisses, Eskimo kisses and three kisses on the cheek.....

but cant u see, im very good in giving flying kisses :-)

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'Never frown, even when you are sad,

because you never know who just likes your smile'

huh????

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'Never frown, even when you are sad,

because you never know who just likes your smile'

What about butterfly kisses, Eskimo kisses and three kisses on the cheek?

Mariah I think I need a practice session with u .........what say dude ?

Has springtime passed? Because this sounds like a right of passage theme to me. . .Blessed are the merrymakers, for they are already half divine -Dionysos.

WHERE TO KISS AND WHAT IT MEANS:

KISS on the hand means: FRIENDSHIP.

KISS on the nose means: YOU'RE CUTE.

KISS on the cheek means: I NEED YOU.

KISS on the neck means: I WANT YOU.

KISS on the lips means: I LOVE YOU.

Kissing with eyes closed means: I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU.

Kissing with eyes opened means: I'M WATCHING WHERE YOUR HANDS ARE GOING.

But .....Stolen Kisses ARE THE SWEETEST!

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'Never frown, even when you are sad,

because you never know who just likes your smile'

DO'S AND DON'TS

Don'ts

Don't look terrified when the other person approaches you for a kiss.

Do not talk about a first kiss with the person you're going to kiss for the first time. This will ruin the excitement and may turn down expectations.

Don't salivate all over your partner while kissing.

Don't just let your partner do all the work during the kiss.

Don't eat garlic or other harsh foods before a kiss.

Don't remain emotionless after the kiss.

Don't wait until the 20th date to kiss her/him.

Don't have the first kiss with someone in public in front of others.

Do's

Be gentle with the first kiss.

Smile after you kiss. Or in the least laugh or giggle to show some emotion.

Swallow periodically during the kiss.

Participate in the kiss.

Make sure your breath is fresh by either brushing your teeth or having a mint or piece of gum.

It is OK to kiss someone on the first date and if not the first date, at least during the second.

Always make sure the first kiss is when the two of you are alone.

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'Never frown, even when you are sad,

because you never know who just likes your smile'

I am validated in my statement by your "list of requirements", which, by the way, are all correct statements.

All the don'ts in the list remind me of ones first kiss..... Do anyone remember their first one?

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes.

- Ben Franklin

I beg to disagree. Although kissing is in fact a very sensual act there is definitely a right way to kiss. . .but I do agree with the rest of your statement, which is why I say, being "electrically charged" is worth the anticipation. So, happy kissing to all that are fortunate enough to experience the "shock" :)

Forgiveness is life...:)

lol RS

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Humourous Story

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face wasseverely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donatesome of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctorfelt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks.

The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where theskin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honour their secret After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face.

He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends andrelatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty!One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion ather sacrifice .He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me.

How can I possibly repay you?""My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.

I had posted this earlier.

" Make new friends but keep the old, One is silver... the other gold. "

Lip Locking and tongue wrestling. Great workout.

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes.

- Ben Franklin

you welcome

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'Never frown, even when you are sad,

because you never know who just likes your smile'

wow my favorite topic i love kissing

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