touching people's lives

love yourself first before anything else...

QA staff dont have much work?

this turns into funny thread...good to laugh for today..lol!

Colt45 "Yeh it does, but for me 5 times a day did the trick" it sounds strange lol,,,,,,,,try oil or hot water you will take more time to ejaculate ..and masturbate only one time a day otherwise it will harm ur body bro it can ..... ,,>> ..its really sweet ..haaa..it will b a new experience :p

spot on tink! :D

bojo..im waiting your new forum.

LOL i can't believe it we're on the 2nd page tink

so now ladies..u know what the guy doing in their spare time!

now i'm confused tink, who needs help bojo or colt? :D

i think it's Colt, he choked the chicken.

I start the good way :)

and i was the innocent one here ! :(

who dont even know wat "O" stands for ? :(

he got banned already? LOL!

COLT45 should be reported he started it LMAO!!!! hahahaha..

we've become shameless :) now where is colt? :P

What is happening to QL it is becoming so gay lately..yikes.. I want jimmadi back at least he talked about true love for the opposite sex rather than touching oneself..:)

Lol! use the PM, but pls include me! Lol!

Flag as offensive button is under REPAIR ? :(

All you shameless people..there are others also in this site..cant you all discuss the techniques in PMs?

Where is the 'flag as offensive' button?

rizks, you sure you're a man? :P

why m i so Innocent ? :(

tink, i've encountered some cases before of those particular fractures :)

Big O ... ? :(

wats tat ? OSTRICH ? :)

its a soft bone which becomes hard when touched....lol

MAGIC !!

there's a chance you might fracture it also :P

why soonest ?

r u holding ur Pee or ur S**T ? :(

COLT45, if u will die tomorrow, why not today? please answer as the soonest! LMAO!!!!!!

ALWAYS lock your bedroom if you're chocking your chicken ;-)

take were Victory ?

to Moon ? :)

please take BOJO and his sweet well wishers :)

lol bozo .....

do what Colt? touch yourself? :)

Colt's Dad walked into Colt's bedroom and said"If you keep masturbating your going to go blind!" Colt says "Dad I'm over here!" LMAO!!!!!

what i mean is close my eyes and virgin ears! Lol!

flor, the OP consented read his comments :P

I never did it and I will not do it again - courtesy Drac!

need to close!

and then you people say I never call :-P

thanks for the offer colt :P

Lunch at ur house with Colorox smell...Eeekkks !!

and wat will u serve us for Lunch ? Used rubbers....:(

When do you guys wanna come over for lunch at my house? :-P

He went to Egypt and qualified with honours...

i use Clorox Colt :) the scent is more relaxing LOL!

LOL tink!

lol Tinku !!

he has a rubber plant grown in his room even....:)

psshhh!! Dettol... you use the same?

Dr.Pajju ? :(

since when this moron became a doc ? :(

He was a Vet - right ?:(

goodness Colt your room must reek of Clorox scent LOL!

So he wanna touch someone else, i.e. WK??? :-P

Obviously you are in denial..

See my friend Dr. Pajju Iamcuringyouanytime, the famous psychiatrist at once..

LoL!!! both hands for my own! ur crazy fag colt! ahahahaha

rizks it's okay to deny at first, we understand :P

yeh i better do that or place a cloth around it or something :-)) LOL!

"It doesn't matter what people think

because they don't really know u"

LOLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!! where is the missing palm lines? ahahahaha

Colt, lessen the frequency and how does your hand smell now? :D

i too wear glasses ...:(

tat doest mean i masturbate ! No Never ....

Masturbation leads to weakness, dullness, and Hairless...LOL

what do you mean by you can use both hands at the same time? Are you saying you wanna beat off someone else too while beating off yourself? :-O

Maybe WK will volunteer :-P

but i don't see my palm lines no more, I guess they're transferred elsewhere :-P

Is that the reason I have to wear glasses.. OMG

and why are you revealing your habit here Colt? :) and yea brit is right it could make you go blind.

Have you noticed any blisters on your hands and a narrowing of the eyes ??

F**K*ng LOLLLL!!! i can use both at the same time... hahahahaha...

Lol!

Is that the reason my eyesight has been failing me in recent times? :-(

read what i said earlier... 3 times a day, twice with left hand, once with right hand :-P

Please be careful.. It can make you go blind.. :O(

Lmao Colt !!

bozo as colt suggest do as per his pricription or else do the same with ur Left and Right LEG's....lol

i was about to Colt but for the meantime you can touch yourself bojo, it's the least you can do to ease the pain :P

Yeh it does, but for me 5 times a day did the trick... you start off slow because overexerting may cause you to feel faint ;-)

bojo no colt is wrong, you have to alternate between the two hands

LOL!

Colt be nice :) it's not only thru masturbation that you can move on.

Now you don't suggest porn! :-P

does it really help colt45? LoL!! thanks QLers.. wish to meet all of u soon...

and stop always being a fool!

try masturbating 3 times a day, twice with your left hand and once with your right... you will get back to normal soon!

You are right..

I have had to "love myself a little more" since she left :O(

I learned to love someone with all my life but there came a point when I got tired, not of loving but of sacrificing all that I have. Then a thought came into my mind, I have given everything but have received nothing but pain and tears in return. Is it enough to prove that I really love that person? Or is it a sign telling me to stop sacrificing and learn to love myself a little more?

I can't move on :O(

I'm lily livered and weak kneed.. I still love her......

you don't always have to pretend to be strong, there's no need to prove all the time that everything is going well. you shouldn't be concerned about what other people are thinking, cry if you need to, it's good to cry out all your tears because only then will you be able to smile again..

so i guess this means you have not moved on yet bojo?