Is your boss hitting on you?
By starfaith25 •
So there u are working ur a** on a daily 9-hour office routine which includes putting up with a flirting boss who never seem to get tired talking to you, asking too many personal questions that you never answer, keeps inviting you to hang out even after turning him down a hundred times... blah blah blah...
Have u had the same experience or know someone who does?
I just have one request - I want to be on top!
So three female bosses and Flan and Brit are already in.. Guess it would be unfair to the third female boss..
So Count me in too boys..
-----------------
HE WHO DARES WINS
Shades of Caligula.. Count me in...
" In my opinion only. . . nothing personal"
starfaith25 your personal Boy scout reporting for duty..
-----------------
HE WHO DARES WINS
feel free to join in guys. the more the merrier!
So he will get a Quadsome then Alexa
-----------------
HE WHO DARES WINS
will be in emergency ward in HMC with more power being pumped up in his body
what if you had 3 sicko weirdo female boss then where would you get the EXTRA BALLS FROM :P
darude, if i had a female boss i wouldn't need my bat, i have the balls to throw at her.
hijackers! that would mean another thread... on this one the boss is a male... bring out the cigar cutter!
.
.
i want to send my CV now to ANY female boss!
.
.
Then a camel will do Da..
-----------------
HE WHO DARES WINS
what if its a female boss what should be done to them
LOL drac!!!
.
.
cigar cutter...lol, youuuuu heartless people!
.
.
you guys got some weird and nasty ideas
.
.
Agreed, Boss..but Nutcracker first and Lemon juice after!
Pleazzzeeee!:)
.
.
and a cigar cutter that would fit.
LOLzzzzzzzzzzzzz
i think a lemonade squeezer for balls will be fine
and a body bag juz in case... LOL
.
.
I dont have a Bat but a NUTCRACKER!
.
.
Wait..i have one: ME! :p
i always does...=) safety first..hehe
Yeah that's a good idea.... send him this link and tell him boss this thread is regarding you lol ;)
Cheers !!!
ukeng the boy scout.. LOL!
else make him read this thread? LOL!
Flan thanks for the bat, I have Golf Clubs, Base Ball bat already in the boot of my car Cricket Bat that would just be fine.
Plus I am always wearing my hard hat for such confrontations.
-----------------
HE WHO DARES WINS
now go to your boss and tell him what ukeng said ;)
Cheers to ukeng !!!
UK, you can borrow my cricket bat.
Ok tell him that if he wants to date you he should ask your brother. Give him my number I take care of the rest.
-----------------
HE WHO DARES WINS
Flan now that is practical..lol
-----------------
HE WHO DARES WINS
wonder what would happen if the boss was hayden? LOL!
tell him you'll do him only if you're allowed to use your strap-on.
hes a d*ckhead.. he even told me he wants to have a baby with me..hes so crazy....yuck!! d*mn that boss!!!!
after seeing you. . . hmmm no wonder why your boss is hitting on you. . . LOL
" In my opinion only. . . nothing personal"
hmmm..LOL brit..
s ok tcom, let them speak their mind.
Had the same problem. He wouldn't give up. Went for a coffee wearing my mink lined thong. He hasn't asked me since..
Don't need no sprays, and I've never been through this horrible experience.
Salam
Would you give this same advice to your near and dear one's from your family?
[img_assist|nid=50852|title=hmm|desc=|link=none|align=left|width=|height=0]
I will do what Gypsy suggested above, carry a window cleaner spray as you walk around..:)
some men dont grow... the are still boys..or even they grow..their mind is not in the right place were it should be....sometimes their mind is just there in between their legs...(THE BEST EXAMPLE IS YOUR BOSS)..
yes, even me ... a very old old woman has an experienced from it...JUST TAKE THE GOOD ADVICE of some GOOD MEN here in QL...be strong...dont show any single smile on your face... always stay atleast far from him... always stay alert.... always BE SERIOUS and even he joke...DONT DARE SHOW ANY SMILE....sometimes ACTIONS DO SPEAKS LOUDER THAN WORDS...
NEXT TIME HE IS TALKING AGAIN OF NON SENSE..JUST LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYE...DONT UTTER ANY SINGLE WORD....and then just go.....or if you cant...atleast say " ARE YOU FINISH SIR"????? THEN GO....GOODLUCK..
hmmm... thnx u guys... lucky me thre has been no harrassment yet, i just don't like getting personal with a boss it's just not normal.
teach him a lesson......
filipinas being harrassed here...
Be glad he is not your sponsor...
But it goes on everywhere I guess...
You can't teach experience...
No damage done then, as you landed on your head.
____________________________________________________
God does not believe in Athiests.
and again....im falling off my chair now....:/
landed on your soft parts so no damage done ;-)
_____________________________________________________
God does not believe in Athiests.
starfish there is only one thing to do if he crosses the line slap him in the face and report him to the police...be strong.....ipaglaban ang lahing kayumanggi!
good point,,,, hmmmmmm....i shall resume falling off my chair now....
Your boss has a boss.
Save all texts and e-mails.
Next time HIS boss comes around, if you can, ask in a very casual way about YOUR boss.
Then let it slip EITHER way he is showing an unhealthy interest in you.
If HIS boss asks if you are interested, say no very firmly. ( That should be enough).
If (his boss asks why)...just tell him, the truth, say it is sexual harassment and you will send all mails and texts to not only him but the CEO, oh and by the way, if you can tape/or video the conversation at your desk.
___________________________________________________
God does not believe in Athiests.
hitting on a boss not the other way around.hmmmmmm...im falling off my chair now........
I would have suggested just slap him or kick him where it hurts and say sorry "I thought I was just hitting on you"..lol
-----------------
HE WHO DARES WINS
hiiii all
What a perfect advice! disgusting
ewwww jonboy... this job aint to be that desperate over about...
just shag him and get it over with. once he has bedded you he will move his interest else where....
UKEng, I actually did still have a job and he never touched my ass again.
he fired me but still proud girl am i, than to commit suiside action to this S***ma*$^!c species on earth.
Oh Starfaith...
You must be working for some stupid unprofessional _____________(censored)boss!
I feel sorry to you girl... be strong tell him straight away... 'Not intersted' $#%& off ...and not to bother you anymore!
nod on that, VB...
None of your business UK :-P
NFH as we all gather that you are the new Boss now. Now going back to the title of this thread "are you still hitting on your staff"?
-----------------
HE WHO DARES WINS
NFH knows the answer and solution how to turn the table and change the roles.....great I am learning.
Rizko, use this method during emergencies and cover in the evacuation plan, will help
i would... along with his cds that keeps on playing all day!
lol UKEng
LOL NFH...
i dont think any girl in their right state of mind would...
NFH so who's the boss now? :)
-----------------
HE WHO DARES WINS
starfaith sad to know abt it ...
why dont u throw his highest seat out of the window ?? :)
by marrying him
;-)
So sorry to hear that.
Some bosses are like that. You can tell that interested only in females and not males. That might help.
[img_assist|nid=50852|title=hmm|desc=|link=none|align=left|width=|height=0]
LOL... no results of chaki plant...
hijack.....unfair practise!
chaki the flour maker :D
what is a chaki plant?
How about an Event Management Co. where we can use Gypsy's expertise and you Charm? lol
Gypsy did you still have a job after that incident?
-----------------
HE WHO DARES WINS
haven't met his superiors yet, coz in the office he's got the highest seat...
and whats it going to be
some Chaki plant :D
Can we start one?... you be the CEO andd I will be the GM ...and we can share the PA... DA you intersted? lol
every boss has his higher authority....Complaint to his Boss about the loose character champu...
i have same experience with my previous Boss, he used to call me and send sms even late at night. what i did was i saved all calls and sms then i give it to our sponsor and that's it...bass kalas
a bakery store in Canada some where :/
he even made a joke that if i don't go with him it would be my last day... i said fine by me!
that's harrassment already gypsy... hmmm... urs is worse.
No Da. I don't own a company. :P
dont you own any company
or some thing that needs a personal assistant
tell him frankly....this is wrong number and appoint a part time, short hand secretary for additional role, he is looking to take his overtime dictations at the place of his choice (office or coffee house....
I feel I clarified and suggested a solution for your boss...if need further help do let me know....
he's not married but i'm not interested... really, i want to quit!
I once had a boss slap me on the butt. I turned around and sprayed him the chest with the window cleaner I was holding. I said if he did it again I'd aim for his eyes.
I guess...starfaith knows how to charm the boss away...=P
Mitzzyy Mitz '09
when will i have a female boss
there are ways to do it without losing your job!
........tsk! tsk! tsk! Ganun pala nangyari sa miting ng mga Heneral!!!!!!
"Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship"
go straight in his face...u r not interested...hayzzzzz....=(
Mitzzyy Mitz '09
I mean ages of people involved! And is the boss married or not? it matters!
........tsk! tsk! tsk! Ganun pala nangyari sa miting ng mga Heneral!!!!!!
"Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship"