:)
The following conversation took place in the morning drill of an Army:
Sergeant Thomas: When you are frightened, what do you do?
Private Joe: Keep on fighting!
Sergeant Thomas: You better. And if the enemy shoots off your right ear, what do you do?
Private Joe: Keep on fighting!
Sergeant Thomas: Good. But if the enemy also shoots off your left ear, what then?
Private Joe: Then I can't see.
Sergeant Thomas: Can't see? Where did you get your education, private?
Private Joe: Well sergeant, if both my ears are gone my helmet falls down...
over my eyes.
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The habit...
A boy had reached four without giving up the habit of sucking his thumb, though his mother had tried everything from bribery to reasoning to painting it with lemon juice to discourage the habit.
Finally she tried threats, warning her son that, "If you don't stop sucking your thumb, your stomach is going to blow up like a balloon."
Later that day, walking in the park, mother and son saw a pregnant woman sitting on a bench. The four-year-old considered her gravely for a minute, then spoke to her saying, "Uh-oh ... I know what "you've" been doing."
I just left Rizks. He was very perplexed and downing Karak Chais trying to fathom why he has only three brothers whilst his sister has four :O(
benson2012 asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying.
was the immigration officer shaktiman :?
britexpat went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says ''Your eyes sparkle like diamonds''.
britexpat said, ''Waiter, I asked for A-ROMATIC duck''.
lol @two tents
I was having dinner with Viswanathan Anand (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
You were misinformed..
I actually went to se Dr. Rizksitall, the famous psychiatrist.
I told him that I keep having these dreams where I think I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee, and then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy.
Dr. Rizksitall replied, "It's very simple. You're two tents." :o(
britexpat went to the doctor the other day and said,
Dr.Rizks 'Have you got anything for wind?' So Dr,Rizks gave him a kite ;o)
Venkatanarasimharajuvaripeta or Venkatanarasimha Rajuvaripet is a railway station in Andhra Pradesh on the border with Tamil Nadu..
By the way, yesterday, I stopped Rizks and asked for the quickest way to Wakra.
Rizks said: "Are you going on foot or in the car?"
I said: "In the car."
Rizks said, "Yep! That's the quickest way."
no it is near to lulu gharappa :)
"Venkatanarasimharajuvaripeta" isnt this place on the way to Shamaal road ? :)
Qatar Airways irrelevant to qatar lol
LOL
TFS :)
ROFL britey !
Baburao phones Qatar Airways to buy a ticket for the next flight to Venkatanarasimharajuvaripeta.
QA assistant: "And how many will be flying with you, Mr Baburao?"
Baburao: "How the hell should I know? It's your plane."