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At the scale manufacturers' convention, people often wanted
to weigh themselves on different scales to see if they
agreed. However, some visitors abstained, not wishing to
advertise their weight.

A smooth-talking representative coaxed a woman onto his
scale by promising her that he would not look and that she
could even cover the digital display so only she could see
her weight.

She finally stood on the scale, whereupon a loud, mechanical
voice from within the machine announced: "One hundred and
sixty-three pounds."