Nasal Hair

timebandit
By timebandit

Why are men cursed with never ceasing long nasal hair?
Other than plucking (which blooming well hurts)
Mowing (with one of those stupid trimmers that give you irritating nasal stubble)
And the extreme measure of slightly pressing down on a gas lighter for a couple of moments and then igniting it under your nose. What cure is there for this problem?

By timebandit• 9 May 2011 08:22
timebandit

As mens hair problems have surfaced in another thread,I thought it would be a good time to float this thread back to the surface ;)

By UK expat• 9 Mar 2011 10:11
UK expat

Grab the buggers and yank um out!!

Oh now wash your hands! lol

By mjamille28• 9 Mar 2011 06:31
mjamille28

LOL..... :P

By timebandit• 9 Mar 2011 06:30
timebandit

Made my eyes water, but job done ;)

By mjamille28• 9 Mar 2011 06:29
mjamille28

good morning TB... nasal hair all taken care of? ;)

By timebandit• 9 Mar 2011 06:27
timebandit

Morning MJ ;)

By mjamille28• 9 Mar 2011 06:25
mjamille28

LOL at waxing nasal hair... or have it threaded... :P

what a way to start my day LOL

By timebandit• 9 Mar 2011 06:18
timebandit

Just noticed that the picture of Barry Manilow has disappeared from one of my posts. Of course on reflection I realize that Barry Manilow causes offence to a lot of people, and for that I apologize. Well spotted MODS ;)

By anonymous• 9 Mar 2011 06:17
anonymous

can it be laserd???

By anonymous• 9 Mar 2011 06:17
anonymous

can it be laserd???

By timebandit• 9 Mar 2011 06:13
timebandit

Blimey... my nasal hair ended up all over QL last night. Well sorry to disappoint the ladies, but the issue for this week has been dealt with. But those pesky nasal hairs grow so quickly, you may be in with a chance next week.

By anonymous• 8 Mar 2011 22:11
anonymous

does gas have color...maybe petrochemical ..;)

By anonymous• 8 Mar 2011 22:09
anonymous

What colour though?

Do we go for Oil, Gas or LPG colours? lol

By anonymous• 8 Mar 2011 22:08
anonymous

brit, why do males have hair on their faces..:)

By anonymous• 8 Mar 2011 22:03
anonymous

..EVEN females have...if u talk abt moustache it is mardon ki nishaani (sign of a male)...;)for a female i do not know

By britexpat• 8 Mar 2011 21:53
britexpat

Sorry - i caught this late.

Ofcourse nasal hair are there to 'filter" the air as men toil in the field to provide food and succour for their families.

They are neccessary. so, please don't get rid of them - just dye them..

By anonymous• 8 Mar 2011 19:14
anonymous

Night love, thank's for the fun. x

By anonymous• 8 Mar 2011 19:10
anonymous

I reckon he has gone home. He will carry on later no doubt.

I will get the hoover Tinkers. Messy man :-P

By anonymous• 8 Mar 2011 19:03
anonymous

I wanted to hear you say it lol PURRRRRRRRRRRR lol

By anonymous• 8 Mar 2011 19:01
anonymous

This is true. We could give them high lights and low lights. A little bit of gel. Suits you Sir lol

By nomerci• 8 Mar 2011 18:59
nomerci

Cabbage, in the end he will see how well it suits him and be happy! :)

By anonymous• 8 Mar 2011 18:58
anonymous

Even better the hair straightners rofl

He would have something to moan about then.

By nomerci• 8 Mar 2011 18:57
nomerci

Tinks, bring the curling iron...you never know....;)

By ian2007• 8 Mar 2011 18:49
ian2007

hello...........tinkerbell10

By hmfaysal• 8 Mar 2011 18:44
hmfaysal

Tinkerbell, nah dont fool yourself, you've said something in the form which looked something like this : "i was wondering about that comment and the decided not to say anything" :-P

LOL

By anonymous• 8 Mar 2011 18:44
anonymous

I am loving that idea. We could hoist him up a flag pole then lol

By nomerci• 8 Mar 2011 18:42
nomerci

Tinks and cabbage, there are those little coloured elastic bands to keep the braids together...how about red, blue and white for the UK flag...;)

By hmfaysal• 8 Mar 2011 18:39
hmfaysal

crap, I was going to say "Or you can always reconstruct the definition."

I saw tinkerbell in some other thread and was thinking about her name.

Damn, I am losing it. Even a picture of a cute cartoon character can mess up with your head when you are deprived of girls in a desert :-(

Dont beat me up over here or dont come up too bossy. And I bet, you've a girl in your life in Qatar either because she is your sister/mother or you are married.

And as Rizk says, galpriend (pffffff) : that is some kind of rare species over here.

So tinkerbell, hey

By anonymous• 8 Mar 2011 18:36
anonymous

www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUCDhvbQFmU

rofl

By anonymous• 8 Mar 2011 18:34
anonymous

rofl....................oh the thought! What an image. x

By nomerci• 8 Mar 2011 18:33
nomerci

TB, I found THE solution...you must braid it. there, done.

By hmfaysal• 8 Mar 2011 18:30
hmfaysal

Or you can always tinker around with the definition.

Lets say, Chest and Nasal hair are sign of manliness.

Then open up a wikipedia page telling stories how successful women of the past used to revere nasal hair, and how they used to dump guys without these.

After you've done all that, open up a thread in QL for open discussion.

Its quite apparent that QLers live and eat on wikipedia, and these trolls will suck it up no matter what, when they find this thing on wikipedia :-P LOL

Problem solved, you dont have to trim, tuck it in or as other people said, wax, thread or hire a maid. Will save all of us some bucks + get some ladies around.

By anonymous• 8 Mar 2011 18:29
anonymous

I love Plane, Trains and Automobiles and Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.

By anonymous• 8 Mar 2011 18:26
anonymous

One of the best. I love all Steve Martin stuff.

By timebandit• 8 Mar 2011 18:22
timebandit

Great film cabbage

By anonymous• 8 Mar 2011 18:18
anonymous

Thinking of the film Roxanne, the bar scene lol

Obvious: Excuse me. Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face.

2. Meteorological: Everybody take cover. She's going to blow.

3. Fashionable: You know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger. Like ... Wyoming.

4. Personal: Well, here we are. Just the three of us.

5. Punctual: Alright gentlemen. Your nose was on time but you were fifteen minutes late.

6. Envious: Oooo, I wish I were you. Gosh. To be able to smell your own ear.

7. Naughty: Pardon me, Sir. Some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn't mind putting that thing away.

8. Philosophical: You know. It's not the size of a nose that's important. It's what's in it that matters.

9. Humorous: Laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze and it's goodbye Seattle.

10. Commercial: Hi, I'm Earl Schibe and I can paint that nose for $39.95.

11. Polite: Ah. Would you mind not bobbing your head. The orchestra keeps changing tempo.

12. Melodic: Everybody! "He's got the whole world in his nose."

13. Sympathetic: Oh, What happened? Did your parents lose a bet with God?

14. Complimentary: You must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on.

15. Scientific: Say, does that thing there influence the tides.

16. Obscure: Oh, I'd hate to see the grindstone.

17. Inquiry: When you stop to smell the flowers, are they afraid?

18. French: Say, the pigs have refused to find any more truffles until you leave.

19. Pornographic: Finally, a man who can satisfy two women at once.

20. Religious: The Lord giveth and He just kept on giving, didn't He.

21. Disgusting: Say, who mows your nose hair.

22. Paranoid: Keep that guy away from my cocaine!

23. Aromatic: It must be wonderful to wake up in the morning and smell the coffee ... in Brazil.

24. Appreciative: Oooo, how original. Most people just have their teeth capped.

25. Dirty: Your name wouldn't be Dick, would it?

By timebandit• 8 Mar 2011 18:15
timebandit

I'll bet this guy has a lot of trouble with nasal hair

By nomerci• 8 Mar 2011 18:11
nomerci

Tb, clever!!!!!

By anonymous• 8 Mar 2011 18:11
anonymous

go to any female beauty parlour here...they will do it for you

By timebandit• 8 Mar 2011 18:09
timebandit

Ahhh yes... but I refer to them as Hair Removers nomerci (think I got away with that one snigger snigger)

By flexicode• 8 Mar 2011 18:09
flexicode

keep a dust mask on, you will not grow them at the first place.

By anonymous• 8 Mar 2011 18:09
anonymous

www.thebullet.tv/nose-hair-isnt-funny-or-is-it/

Did you buy one of these?

By nomerci• 8 Mar 2011 18:08
nomerci

Tb, I thought you were looking for the removal maid...:/

By timebandit• 8 Mar 2011 18:06
timebandit

Hair remover by any chance nomerci?

By nomerci• 8 Mar 2011 18:04
nomerci

timebandit Al Meera, second shelf on the right.

By anonymous• 8 Mar 2011 18:02
anonymous

it is banned here...otherwise i would have given you one

By anonymous• 8 Mar 2011 18:00
anonymous

Ask urinus or pilgram, they are specialist in this subject!

By timebandit• 8 Mar 2011 18:00
timebandit

"nasal hair removal maid" I want one!

By anonymous• 8 Mar 2011 17:58
anonymous

keep a nasal hair removal maid

By nomerci• 8 Mar 2011 17:57
nomerci

Threading is another option.....;)

By anonymous• 8 Mar 2011 17:54
anonymous

Nose hair clippers

By timebandit• 8 Mar 2011 17:52
timebandit

Now there is an interesting idea cabbage

By anonymous• 8 Mar 2011 17:51
anonymous

Have 'em waxed :-P

By timebandit• 8 Mar 2011 17:50
timebandit

Hahahaha nomerci nice idea ;)

By nomerci• 8 Mar 2011 17:49
nomerci

You could bleach them? :/

By anonymous• 8 Mar 2011 17:48
anonymous

!!!

By anonymous• 8 Mar 2011 17:41
anonymous

blank stare

By timebandit• 8 Mar 2011 17:36
timebandit

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