Husband and Wife Jokes
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It is said that Husband is the head of D family,
But
Remember that wife is D Neck of D family.
& the Neck can turn the Head exactly D way she wants.
A white couple gets a black child.
Angry husband asks- You white, Me white. Why is baby black?
Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!
True bravery is 2 arrive home.....fully drunk......a latenight out.....& wife waiting with a jhadu and u ask: Hey abhitak safai kar rahi ho?
Wife: Our new neighbour always kisses his wife when he goes to work, why don't you do that? Husband: How can I? I don't even know her.
Wife 2 Husband: Did u Have any GF before marriage ?
Husband remains silent ?
Wife: what is D meaning of silence?
Husband: Wait.. let me count...
Possible Reasons When A Man Opens a car door for wife
1) The Car Is New.
2) The Wife Is New
3) (Most Imp) She Is Not His Wife
A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.
Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby's father will die.
Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!
At late night wife's smartphone beeps. Husband checks her mobile and gets angry.
He wakens his wife.
Husband (angrily): who is this person saying beautiful???
Surprised wife checks her mobile.
Wife (double angrily): heyyy... use your spectacles. It is not beautiful. It is battery full.
At late night wife's smartphone beeps. Husband checks her mobile and gets angry.
He wakens his wife.
Husband (angrily): who is this person saying beautiful???
Surprised wife checks her mobile.
Wife (double angrily): heyyy... use your spectacles. It is not beautiful. It is battery full.
There are no husband-and-wife jokes. It's bloody serious.
Women are strange . My Cuban Shotputter has been nagging me for buying a fake Rokex from Rizks 120 riyals
Really, she hasn't stopped going on since 1.83 o'clock.
Wife is angry as Rizku stands too close to a beautiful girl in bus, girl slaps him for pinching.
Rizku to wife: I swear I didn't .
Wife: I know, I did it.
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Rizks' position inside the house is like a split A/C.
No matter how loud he is outside, but inside the house he is designed to remain silent, cool, and controlled by remote!
LOL britexpat!
Rizks' wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humour!"