Sardar Jokes are outdated - Read some Petrol Jokes
History (for this Black Day) will say:
When the government was robbing the country, ---->
The Indians were busy in watching IPL (!)
New Greetings:
May your happiness increase like Petrol Price,
May your sorrow fall like Indian Rupee, and
May your joy fill your heart like corruption in India…!!!
Congress is fulfilling its promise, when they said:
GDP will rise this year.
The only thing we forgot to ask him its full form:
G= Gas & Gold
D= Diesel & Dollar
P= Petrol & Penny
Pleasure & Pain come at the same price: Rs.80/- for a Beer Bottle OR
1 Litre Petrol.
Decision is yours… झूम लो, या घूम लो.!!!
All Girls Dream come True!
All Girls Dream Boys will come on horse!
All thanks to the Petrol Price Hike!
Dear Father-in-Law,
I deeply regret taking a Car in dowry.
Please take your Daughter or Car back…
I cannot afford both.
Now Tata Nanos fuel cost will be more than its EMI per month!
Soon, Rupee will be SENIOR CITIZEN (above Rs.60 per US Dollar);
Petrol has already become VERY SENIOR CITIZEN in Bangalore (Rs.81 per litre) !!!
Finally it has happened…
After decades,
Beer is now cheaper than petrol !!! Now, there will be new slogan: JUST DRINK; DON'T DRIVE !!!
Expensive petrol will help solve the problem of traffic jams!
Drink and drive should not be a problem now.
After all, how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same day?
We have the worlds cheapest car and the worlds costliest petrol. रिकॉर्ड बन गया!!!
Sign board at Petrol pump: Buy Petrol worth Rs. 20,000 and get a TATA nano absolutely free.
(scheme for आम आदमी Now he can get car with petrol! )
Man at Petrol Pump: Full tank कर दो...
Attendant: Sir, PAN Card की copy दो...
Man: What? Why? How?
Attendant: Sir, its a HIGH VALUE TRANSACTION !!!
Petrol price hiked by Rs.7.50 per litre…
और करो संता-बंता के jokes!
देखा, सरदार का revenge..!!
Harbhajan to Dhoni: हम तो जानबूझ के मैच हारे है... पता है की जीतनेवाली टीम को Volkswagon मिने वाली है, और वो petrol की है...!!!
Amitabh Bachchan has decided to take all his payments in Dollars…
Because……….
वो आज भी गिरे हुए पैसे नहीं उठाता...!!!
Dharmendras new dialogue: ... kutte kaminey main तेरी गड्डी का पेट्रोल पी जाऊंगा...
Beti: Mom, He is JUST A FRIEND!
Mom: हमने दुनिया देखि है, बेटी... 2 लीटर पेट्रोल जलाके घर आने वाला कभी JUST FRIEND नहीं होता...
Best one:
Petrol Pump Attendant: कितने का डालूँ?
Grahak: 50 ML : गाडी पे स्प्रे कर दे भाई, आग लगानी है...
Dear Rupee,
तुम मेरे प्यार में इतना गिर जाओगे,
ये मैंने सपने में भी नहीं सोचा था...
~तुम्हारा Dollar
रामचंद्र कहे गए सिया से, ऐसा कलयुग आएगा,
कार कैश पे लेगा हर कोई, पेट्रोल लोन से भरवाएगा...!!
