Pure Genius

This is the Privacy Scarf for techno-addicts. There's a portable media player/game console version and another for desktops. What? No notebook version?!

Designed for those who want total immersion and privacy. Total lunacy.

But how do you breathe?
If playing your handheld games or watching whatever you watch in privacy is more important than breathing then go ahead, knock yourself out.

Here are some comments people have left for this product:

Geez, talk about *begging* to get mugged...
well at least he is easier to pickpoket
How are you going to cover up the masturbation? Hmm. I suppose you COULD buy two of them.
Nothing tells the wife i want to be left alone, like that picture on the right.... However, I'm likely to take it off and find the house completely empty.
hmmm, I've always wanted to have someone sneak up behind me, shiv me and steal my iPod while watching porn.