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- Anything worth doing is worth doing well.
- Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you?
- Grass is greener on the other side, but you'll eventually have to mow it.
- I was born intelligent. But, education ruined me.
- I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
- I would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member.
- If "pro" is the opposite of "con", is "progress" the opposite of "congress"?
- Keep it simple, stupid! (The KISS principle; often abbreviated K.I.S.S.)
- The only problem with subtlety is that it is too subtle
- There are only 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary and those who don't.
- This audience is raised on television, their standards have been systematically lowered over the years. These guys sit in front of their TVsets and the gamma rays eat the white cells of their brains out!