Well done,

Have you started making your husband drop you off in front of a shop as you couldnt possibly walk from the parking space to the main door yet?

Yep smoking more
Drinking more
Ironing whats that?
And my dogs do tend to chew more of my socks than normal (does that count?)

You're born, you take s**t. You get out in the world, you take more s**t. You climb a little higher, you take less s**t. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what s**t even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake son.