So your saying right now you couldnt consume half a plate of bacon with not forgetting the most important a few kilo's of pork sausages with a hint of apple??

You're born, you take s**t. You get out in the world, you take more s**t. You climb a little higher, you take less s**t. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what s**t even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake son.