I rear-ended a car this morning on the way to work.

I knew right then and there that it was going to be a REALLY bad day.

The driver got out of the other car, and wouldn't you know it.... he was a dwarf.

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me and said 'I'm NOT f*#%ing happy!'

So I said 'Well, which f*#%ing one are you then?'

And that's how the fight started......