Since youasked for it... here goes some Paaji jokes... always my fav...

Jasmeet : " What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?"
Santa : "Golfing with friends, my dear."
Jasmeet : " What ? At 2 am ? "
Santa : "Yes, We used night clubs."

At bedtime, Santa prepared two aspirins and a glass of water for his wife.
Jasmeet : "What is this for?"
Santa : "For you headache, dear."
Jasmeet : "But I don't have a headache."
Santa : "Good to know beforehand.. ."

Santa brought his circle of friends to show off his new apartment.
After the grand tour, the visitors were rather perplexed by the large gong taking pride of place in the lounge.
What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked.
Why, that's my Speaking Clock" Santa replied.
"How does it work?"
"I'll show you", Santa said, giving the gong an ear-shattering blow with an unpadded hammer.
Suddenly, a voice from the other side of the wall screamed,
"For God's sake, you *****, it's twenty to two in the morning!"

Santa was fondling a lady in a crowded bus.
Lady: Excuse me, Aap Achha Nahi Kar Rahe Hain Singhji !
Santa: Itni Bheed Mein Is Se Achha Nahi Ho Sakta.

Santa Apni Biwi Ka Antim Sanskar Karke Ghar Ja Raha Tha Ki Achanak Bijli Chamki,
Badal Garje, Jor Se Baarish Shuru Hui..
Dukhi Santa Bola Utha..
Lagta Hai Pahunch Gai..Ab Who Roo Raha Hai.!!

Santa on cycle hit lady accidently.
lady says, " Break Nahi Mar Sakta Tha kya?
Santa replies " Break Ka Kya Hai, Poori Cycle To Mar Di....."

Santa was leaving the Gurdwara one day.
The Giani was standing at the door to greet the members.
He grasped Santa by the hand and pulled him aside.
The Giani said to him, 'You need to join the Army of the our Guru..!'
Santa replied, 'I'm already in the Army...!'
The Giani questioned, 'How come I don't see you except on Vaisaki?'
Santa whispered back,.. 'Shhhhhhhhh. I'm in the secret service.