Plan A: Cut her throat while she is sleeping and bury the body in your backyard. Please note that the head can be stuffed and be used as a decoration piece \m/

Plan B: Thrust a hot iron rod into her stomach and choke her immediately for atleast 10 minutes. If still alive, grab an axe and cut her throat immediately. Please note that in this case, the blood from her body can be used to paint your room \m/

Try one of the plans and let me know how it went!

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