The plane is waiting for one last passenger to board. The passenger sitting next to the empty seat notices a drop dead stunner board, and she sits next to him. He thinks "I really need to strike up a conversation". "Hi, are you flying for business or pleasure?"
"Well, actually, I am attending the Global Nymphomaniac Convention, where I have to give the keynote speech".
"And what will be your topic?"
"Oh I debunk common misconceptions. For instance, statistical data proves that males of American Red Indian descent are blessed with the largest male members, not the gents commonly credited with this feature. Also, despite claims from the French and Italians, it has been demonstrated that Greeks make the best lovers. Oh, forgive me we haven't even been introduced"
"Very pleased to meet you. My name is Tonto Papadopoulis......!!"