I once pinched the wrong man hard in his behind.

It was early in the morning, and my boyfriend went into a shop to buy a cup of coffee before taking the underground to work.

I thought he took quite some time getting the coffee, and went into the shop to look for him, spotting a dark suit in the back (Uhm, those shoulders!) and went to him, pintching him hard in the behind saying something like `You are so naughty'!.

Surprised was the look on the completely innocent strange man looking at me with his mouth open. He was still standing like that when I in a hurry grabbed my boyfriend by the arm and left the shop...

Later on he called the national radioshow asking me to come forward, because no of his colleages at work belived him when he told the story of a longlegged blonde grabbing his behind and calling him naughty out of the blue...

Artax