More BA grumbles:

Flying back from Paris C de G to London Heathrow a rug that I'd bought in Tunisia, which they refused to let me take in the cabin, never turned up on the carousel.

Flying back from Madrid to London, the flight was very badly delayed as there was a stretcher case that they were waiting for. It turned out the injured passengers were a couple of idiot teenagers who'd been riding a scooter and had an accident. To make matters worse, the non-smoking flight was changed to smoking to further accommodate these idiots, so the air on the plane was foul.