"Forgive me now - tomorrow I may no longer feel guilty".

Ashleigh Brilliant

"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else".

Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)

"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans".
- Anonymous

"Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is interesting; what they don't reveal is essential!"

- Anonymous

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