I once egged and put raw bacon all over my friends' college apartment, thinking that when he came home from a party he'd find it. I even wrapped bacon around the doorknob so when he grabbed it in the dark his hand would be all greasy! Little did i know he went home for the weekend and came home to a rotten and smelly house with all the stay cats from the neighborhood camped outside. To make it worse, the sun had cooked the eggs and bacon to his windows lollll

I never told him it was me because he was very mad!