When I was a kid I used to watch that UK cop show with Roger Moore and Tony Curtis. I thought that Roger Moore was so cool and suave. I thought everyone in England drove little sports coupes, wore smart suits and said "old chap" a lot and that they got all the chicks. I was a little disappointed when I eventually went to the UK and it poured with rain for two weeks and no one spoke like Roger Moore etc.

Victory attained by violence is tantamount to a defeat, for it is momentary. Mahatma Gandhi