No No No,

The real secret of life is to live hard, love harder , and never run out of beer.

And I'm sorry but yes I do catagorise you as a crazy (but not remotely illuminated person), similar to those grinning idiots from the moron (sorry mormon) church, who knock on my door with annoying regularity.

get a life not a CD

"only mad dogs and englishmen go out in the midday sun"