Dave and Mike where sitting in a pub one day and Dave says "I'm bored, I know everybody in the world and there's just no one new to meet" Mike Says "you can't possibly know everyone, I don't believe you"
Well Dave pulls out his mobile punches in a couple of numbers and speaks to Steven Spielberg, after a couple of minutes giving Steven tips on his new movie he passes the phone to Mike to get confirmation.
Next Dave runs through his quick dial list and Dials the President of the United States, after a couple of minutes discussing Iraqi politics he again hands the phone over to Mike. Mike is not convinced so Dave explains that he has to go see the pope and would Mike come along.
When they arrive in the Vatican Dave leaves Mike standing in the square and promises to come out onto a balcony with the Pope.
Mike stands there very sceptical. Dave walks out onto the balcony with the pope and starts discussing evolution versus creationism when he sees Mike faint and fall to the ground. Dave rushes down the steps and accross the square to his friend. As Mike comes round he asks "What happened?" Mike explains that he was starting to believe the Dave was well connected it was just when a Tourist walked back and said "whose that standing on the balcony with Dave?"
Dave and Mike where sitting in a pub one day and Dave says "I'm bored, I know everybody in the world and there's just no one new to meet" Mike Says "you can't possibly know everyone, I don't believe you"
Well Dave pulls out his mobile punches in a couple of numbers and speaks to Steven Spielberg, after a couple of minutes giving Steven tips on his new movie he passes the phone to Mike to get confirmation.
Next Dave runs through his quick dial list and Dials the President of the United States, after a couple of minutes discussing Iraqi politics he again hands the phone over to Mike. Mike is not convinced so Dave explains that he has to go see the pope and would Mike come along.
When they arrive in the Vatican Dave leaves Mike standing in the square and promises to come out onto a balcony with the Pope.
Mike stands there very sceptical. Dave walks out onto the balcony with the pope and starts discussing evolution versus creationism when he sees Mike faint and fall to the ground. Dave rushes down the steps and accross the square to his friend. As Mike comes round he asks "What happened?" Mike explains that he was starting to believe the Dave was well connected it was just when a Tourist walked back and said "whose that standing on the balcony with Dave?"