spicemon, yes it does not matter anymore. Desperate times calls for Desperate moves. These people are deprived. Their palm/hands are not enough for them to get rid of that ITCH that they feel.

I would suggest for them to simply drill a hole in a wall, put some lubrications and cushions inside it and do their stuff there! If my pencil sharpener wore skirts, I would definitely hide it from these arab pervs. It's its terribly insane.