Here are a few words from men that you women ought to learn

Pay attention!

Words Men Use:

FINE

Means everything is fine

FIVE MINUTES

Means 300 seconds

NOTHING

This means "something," it means we don't want anything

GO AHEAD

Means leave us alone

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)

See above

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)

Again, see above

LOUD SIGH

I feel like breathing

SOFT SIGH

Again, see above

THAT'S OKAY

Really, it's OK

PLEASE DO

We are being polite

THANKS

Thanks

THANKS A LOT

See above

If you women use the english language correctly, the world would be a better place