Oh u wish u knew what I was thinking

And by the way, u were right about the tail! 

"Adult male
turtles generally have longer, stouter tails than females and use their
tails to hold onto the female's tail during the mating process."

http://www.onlineathens.com/stories/021802/hga_0218020010.shtml

Yep, I googled it...how unbelievably sad! *nods her head in shame* 

I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong -Garfield