Haven't you heard? Us Qataris are all in this super secret club!
We ALL; when I say all I don't mean a few, some, alot, or a majority, I mean every single last Qatari, wake up in the morning and agree to a schedule.
Take today for example, we all agreed that we will all swirve on the first foreigner we see while talking to our mistresses while driving with our foot out of the window.
That's just phase 1!
Phase 2, we're all going to go to the shopping mall, wink at the first philipino girl we see and marry the first one that winks back. We can have four wives remember? Of course you do, that's one of the only things people think about when they think of Islam. After strapping a bomb to our fourth wife, we frolic around on the grass screaming obsenities to expats, sometimes the police will join in too! All police in Qatar are corrupt after all, and since they're here, they must be in on our plan too!
We've even got ALL other nationalities that might be confused with Qataris in it as well! Yep! Syrians, Lebanese, Kuwaiti's, Emiratis, even Indians too. We gave them 1,000 Qatari Riyals from the money we made from the oil field out back and asked them to wear thobes (since only Qataris wear thobes) and act like they've got a passport! Don't forget we love buying people to use our passports!
But that's not all, you thought that was it? We all end the day by calling the banks to give us some free stocks while they jack the price up for expats. As we then get tucked into out lovely silk blankets which are hand woven by a million slaves, we send out a text to each other to agree to increase the rent by 100% the next day. After all, we're immune to the law, we don't pay bills, and everything is free for us. Ah what a lovely life.
Don't worry you're not being paranoid or generalizing at all :)
Now for the disclaimer: This is SARCASM. This is a JOKE. The reason for such a comment because I think it's insane that so many people can generalize by the actions of few. Ah well, some probably laughed, some thought it was stupid, and some probably thought that everything I wrote above was true. *sighs*
Haven't you heard? Us Qataris are all in this super secret club!
We ALL; when I say all I don't mean a few, some, alot, or a majority, I mean every single last Qatari, wake up in the morning and agree to a schedule.
Take today for example, we all agreed that we will all swirve on the first foreigner we see while talking to our mistresses while driving with our foot out of the window.
That's just phase 1!
Phase 2, we're all going to go to the shopping mall, wink at the first philipino girl we see and marry the first one that winks back. We can have four wives remember? Of course you do, that's one of the only things people think about when they think of Islam. After strapping a bomb to our fourth wife, we frolic around on the grass screaming obsenities to expats, sometimes the police will join in too! All police in Qatar are corrupt after all, and since they're here, they must be in on our plan too!
We've even got ALL other nationalities that might be confused with Qataris in it as well! Yep! Syrians, Lebanese, Kuwaiti's, Emiratis, even Indians too. We gave them 1,000 Qatari Riyals from the money we made from the oil field out back and asked them to wear thobes (since only Qataris wear thobes) and act like they've got a passport! Don't forget we love buying people to use our passports!
But that's not all, you thought that was it? We all end the day by calling the banks to give us some free stocks while they jack the price up for expats. As we then get tucked into out lovely silk blankets which are hand woven by a million slaves, we send out a text to each other to agree to increase the rent by 100% the next day. After all, we're immune to the law, we don't pay bills, and everything is free for us. Ah what a lovely life.
Don't worry you're not being paranoid or generalizing at all :)
Now for the disclaimer: This is SARCASM. This is a JOKE. The reason for such a comment because I think it's insane that so many people can generalize by the actions of few. Ah well, some probably laughed, some thought it was stupid, and some probably thought that everything I wrote above was true. *sighs*
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