Getting back to the 'pervs'.  If you ladies dont respond well to chiclet wrappers with mobile numbers what more can a man do?  I think this shows the great evolution of man - we have moved on from the monkey like behaviours of our ancestors and have embraced the technological innovations of mobile communication but also retained the special value of the written word,  true a number written on a chewing gum box may not be as flowing as a romantic love poem but in these busy days is it not better to save the time and get to the point quickly and efficiently.  Perhaps the monkey approach of throwing poo may be more efective - I will try this and see how I go, but think the carrefour staff will chuck me out again.

Qatars best known Pirate - Yaarr!