Well, In my hedonistic student days back in the UK I must admit that a few of us did make use of a business card making machine,  one of my friends made a card saying he was a DJ to impress the ladies and I must confess I had a business card that said I worked for an 'Adult' entertainment agency,  I even had the confidence to tell the ladies I liked that I was on a business trip to do 'casting'  - sadly my plan was not highly effective and gave up the idea after one night, a lonely night I should add.   But as is commonly said =

dont blame the player, blame the game.

Qatars best known Pirate - Yaarr!