If its a cream and you apply it with your hands then what does it do to your hands-  would they swell up and give you massive hands like camels hoofs and five sausage like fingers,  this stuff could be the answer to trying to wave down a taxi in Doha, how could the driver not spot you at the kerb waving with a massive hand and obviously looking excited to see them.

Qatars best known Pirate - Yaarr!